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 Message 127 
 Stan Hardegree to All 
 Good week 
 07 Dec 10 14:29:18 
 
It's been a good week in politics:

1.  Somebody on the staff programs the word "superfluous" into Obama's
teleprompter and the word throws him like "corpsman" threw him earlier in
the year.  A Harvard graduate.

2.  President Bush sits for an interview with Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook
and comes across as intelligent, sincere and caring.  Like the gentleman he
is, W continues to insist that he will not criticize Obama in any way.  The
differences between W and Cigar Willy (and Jimmy Carter for that matter)
could not be more stark.

3.  Criminal Julian Assange leaks internal documents that paint Mrs. Cigar
Willy to be the controlling, spying shrew he is.  She ordered our UN
diplomats to spy on others at the UN.  The commander in chief remains silent
on Wikileaks.  Mrs. Willy says that her current job will be the last public
job she holds.   Ding, dong.

4.  After getting his ass whipped at the polls and his humilitating trip
overseas, Obama is forced to compromise with congressional Republicans on
keep the Bush tax rates.  In announcing the compromise, Obama delivers a
sneering, partisan speech to a less than dazzled reception.

5.  Bill Maher (how does that idiot have a job?) says that by this time, he
thought he would be talking about the "gangsta" president but that instead,
Obama has turned out to be a wimp.

6.  During a pick up basketball game, Obama takes an elbow to the face and
gets 12 stitches in his lip.  He blames the stitches for his inability to
pronounce "superfluous."

7.  Take it away Down Low!

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