It's been a good week in politics:

1.  Obama teams up with the second best American president ever impeached to
sell George W. Bush's tax rates - in the process abdicating his presidency for
a half hour to Cigar Willy.  Before he leaves, Obama tells the press corps
that he can't keep Michelle waiting.  You ever get the impression that that
broad wears the pants in the family?

2.  Every time Michelle ducks out of the White House, cameras catch her
scarfing a Five Guys greaseburger and fries (which no doubt accounts for that
wide ass she carries around).  The same is true of this broad's husband, who
takes virtually every visiting dignitary to a burger joint. But they want YOU
to eat bean sprouts and arugula.

3.  The Senate repeals Don't Ask Don't Tell prompting Otto to provide some
analysis for the DUmpster divers.  Otto's concise but elegant take on the
issue contains these gems.  "The chaplains of the military, from the Pentagon
on down are infested with fundys." and "Not to mention all the 'We iz sceered
of dem homer-sexers!' in the ranks."  Given the usual quality of his writing,
it's a wonder that Otto is not recruited by one of the think tanks.

4.  Cuba bans Michael Moore's "Sicko" because it portrays health care in Cuba
as among the best in the world.  Cuban leader fear that Cubans will actually
demand the health care protrayed in Moore's fictional movie.  In other Moore
news, the Bob Klan of Hollywood helps pay to spring Julian Assange from the
hoosegow.

5.  In the New York Times, Michael Kinsley accuses GW of stealing the 2000
election.  Man, that Kinsley is right on top of shit!

6.  On MSNBC, Chris Matthews says this about Obama, "That smile, that cute
smile we all love in that guy. That wonderful, boyish smile of his he gave us
there after he made his little crack about the holiday spirit. I haven't seen
that in months."  Sounds like Otto talking about Cigar Willy.

7.  Take it away, Lard Ass! 

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