3.  Seems that the Crazed Sex Poodle has been busier than first reported.
Two more massage artists now claim that Al demanded hand jobs - I have come
to learn that in the business these things are called "chakra release."  I
am 54 years old and have never heard that term until this morning.  Slick
Willy teaches us new uses for a cigar and the Crazed Sex Poodle teaches us
new terms for manual stimulation.  If history teaches us anything, Otto and
those unfortunate enough to be like him (namely his "fathead" sister Klan)
will first question the source.  When the story gets legs, they will call
the accusers liars and sluts.  After the Poodle admits to his assaults, they
will say that it is just about sex.  When Poodle is prosecuted for his
perversity, they will call it a witch hunt.

And right on cue, the dumbass Otto starts right where I said he would:

OS> It's the National Enquirer, the asshole of "journalism," so it'll be
just
OS> more shit they spew, or some ditwit makes up and the Enquirer dutifully
OS> "reports."

Checked two of the boxes in one paragraph.  These are some intelligent
people.

OS>  Of course, there are those stupid enough to believe it...

"We believe you, Monica!"

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