"Stan Hardegree -> All" <1:123/789.0> wrote in
news:21028$MATZDOBRE@JamNNTPd:

 SH> 1.  The economy is in shambles and likely headed for a deeper
 SH> recession, the unemployment rate hovers around 10 percent and the
 SH> housing market is set for a second crash.  Meanwhile, Jed spends
 SH> untold millions to get Ellie May hitched to the son of a convicted
 SH> felon up northeast somewhere.  Barry and Michelle are not invited to
 SH> this tacky festival of kitch, but Barbara Streisand is.  If GW had
 SH> done something like this when Jenna got married, it would have made
 SH> the editorial page of the NYT.  "OUTRAGE!"  But these being the
 SH> Beltway Hillbillies, and this is The Weddin' uv the Century, y'all,
 SH> the NYT delivers breathless news of Ellie May's dress.

Meanwhile, the Wasilla White Trash family is back in the news, Bristol
Palin has broke off her second engagement, due to Levi Johnston antics with
yet a second, and a third bimbo.

Gotta show those "Christian values" and the success of abstinence-only,
donchu know?

Meanwhile, Jenna Bush gets a gig on the Today show because she is a Bush.
And she royally screws it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2S_AvcrgBM

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