It's been a good week in politics:

1.  A bunch of wacko left reporters (read that mainstream reporters) on
their little blog Journolist discuss watching Rush Limbaugh die while one of
them stands by laughing.  The one who said she would stand by laughing said
"I didn't know that I had that much hate in me.  But he deserves it."
Meanwhile over in the DUmp, Otto is wondering why the right is so hate
filled - and also SUPER EXCITED about the new Yogi and Boo Boo that is about
to come out!

2.  In re. the above - another reporter is joined by a law professor in
supporting the idea that the government should pull the plug on Faux "har
har" Snooze.  First Amendment aside, Fox is not a government licensed or
regulated entity, so there is no plug to pull.  Smart people, these fascisti
Journolisters.

3.  Seems that the Crazed Sex Poodle has been busier than first reported.
Two more massage artists now claim that Al demanded hand jobs - I have come
to learn that in the business these things are called "chakra release."  I
am 54 years old and have never heard that term until this morning.  Slick
Willy teaches us new uses for a cigar and the Crazed Sex Poodle teaches us
new terms for manual stimulation.  If history teaches us anything, Otto and
those unfortunate enough to be like him (namely his "fathead" sister Klan)
will first question the source.  When the story gets legs, they will call
the accusers liars and sluts.  After the Poodle admits to his assaults, they
will say that it is just about sex.  When Poodle is prosecuted for his
perversity, they will call it a witch hunt.

4.  In a breathless Reuters story, Mrs. Cigar Willy tells us that the
shitstain she married will probably break down into a quivering heap of
emotion when he gives Howdy Doody away during her top secret wedding.  First
of all, what sort of man breaks down when giving his daughter away?  Second
of all, if he loves Ms. Doody so much, why did he humiliate her and her
stump-thighed mother in front of the entire world?  Incidentally, every news
story on this wedding of the offspring of scum fails to mention that Howdy's
future father in law - a former democrat congressman - is in prison.  What
he is in prison FOR is hilarious.  The son of a felon and the daughter of an
impeached ditch carp.  A marriage made in heaven!

5.  Andrew Brietbart and Glenn Beck sandbag the post-racial president into
reacting to every story with a racial aspect.  Some idiot who works for the
Georgia branch of the USDA attempts to tell a story of racist redemption,
but instead of getting the whole story, Obama and his clown posse fire the
woman after watching an edited tape.  This situation is not post racial, it
is precisely racial and tells us that the Other Worldly Light Worker in the
Oval Office is 1) a run of the mill intellect and 2) a shitty politician.
The NAACP releases a statement retracting their condemnation of said idiot
with the hilarious claim that they possess the mercy to forgive past racist
actions.  The two people they cite as forgiven are both - I know this is
shocking - democrats.

6.  On the local front, Down Low is trying to moderate a pissing contest
between Ross Cassell and Kevin Gibson with "moderator advisories" and
"moderator warnings."  "You will not disucss moderation of this echo in this
echo.  DROP IT NOW."  Fascist fat fucks like to conduct their little affairs
behind closed doors, don't they?  Star Chamber Lite.  It is good that
Madison preferred a different model of justice else fascist fat fucks like
Klan would run things without prying eyes to report their incompetent heavy
handedness.

7.  Take it away, Fat Fuck!

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