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   From: ConsRCons@govt.cda   
      
   Justin Trudeau walks into the Wasaga Beach  Bank of Montreal to cash a   
   cheque.  As he  approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could   
   you please cash this cheque for me?"   
      
   Cashier:  "It would be my pleasure sir.  Could you please show me some ID?"   
      
   Trudeau :  "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think   
     there was any need to.   I am Justin Trudeau , the leader of the   
   Liberal Party of   
   Canada.   
      
   Cashier:  "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and   
   monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of   
   the CIDC legislation, etc, I must insist on seeing ID."   
      
   Trudeau :  Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell   
     you.   Everybody knows who I am."   
      
   Cashier:   "I am sorry, Mr. Trudeau , but these are the bank rules and I   
     must follow them."   
      
   Trudeau :  "Mon dieu. I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque."   
      
   Cashier:  "Look Mr. Trudeau , here is an example of what we can do. One   
   day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID.  To prove he was Tiger   
   Woods he   
   pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across  the bank into a   
   cup.  With that shot, we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.   
      
   Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He  pulled out his tennis   
   racket and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my   
   cup. With that   
   shot, we cashed his cheque.   
      
   So, Mr. Trudeau, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"   
      
   Trudeau : Trudeau stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says:   
     "Honestly, my mind is a total blank ... there is nothing that comes to my   
   mind.  I can't think of a single thing.  I have absolutely no idea what   
   to do and I don't have a clue."   
      
   Cashier:  "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Trudeau ?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)