From: januarybaybee@gmail.com   
      
   My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a   
   cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man,   
   how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued   
   writing the ticket.   
      
   I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket   
   for having worn-out tires.   
      
   So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it   
   on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.   
      
   This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he   
   wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus   
   arrived, and we got on it and went home.   
      
   We always look for cars with Donald Trump stickers. We try to have a little   
   fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age !   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)