XPost: ab.general, ab.politics, calgary.general   
   XPost: can.general, can.taxes, ont.politics   
   From: dave-no_spam@unixhome.net   
      
   Sometimes these political/tax news groups are too serious...   
      
   Five Surgeons:   
      
   Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate   
   on.   
      
   The  first, a Ontario surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my   
   operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is   
   numbered."   
      
   The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds, "Yeah, but you should try   
   electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."   
      
   The third, a B.C. Surgeon,  says, "No, I really think librarians are the   
   best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."   
      
   The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction   
   workers...those  guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.   
      
   But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he   
   observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.   
      
   The others asked why?   
      
   There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head   
   and the ass are interchangeable.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)