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   Steve T   wrote:   
   >On Thu, Jun 24, 2010 at 10:27:59PM +0000, Beaver Cleaver wrote:   
   >> Fishin' Fred Hall   wrote:   
   >> >Beaver Cleaver <ééééÃ.¤@¤.ééééÃ> wrote:   
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   >> >DUCK!!!!  IT'S THE G20, AND THE LOONIES ARE CARRYING CROSSBOWS!!!1!!   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Did ya catch that news? That po'r old country boy putted in from   
   >> out of town with all his bush gear, gas can, propane tank for cooking,   
   >> wood axe, crossbox and prolly some rods and tackle stowed in a plywood   
   >> box on his old car.   
   >>   
   >> 500 cops swarm the guy citing he looked suspicious, SWAT everywhere,   
   >> take away his dog and lock the poor old guy crying his eyes out up in   
   >> jail. Helicoptors and sirens blaring and every channel on CDN news has   
   >> it as top story, assbreath CNN is up here too.   
   >>   
   >> What a shit hole. They spent $1 Billion on this 3 day jagoff and   
   >> caught an old kook from the bush cruising lost around town in his   
   >> Dodge. MaaBof should go down and streak the CNN cameras and get   
   >> a spot on TV.   
   >>   
   >> You'll know me if you see meh.   
   >   
   >Watch out if you look even slightly suspicious.  Last night, three   
   >pigs on bikes got all coked-up and went out on the streets looking for   
   >trouble.  I had the misfortune to encounter them while I was taking a   
   >B/W shot of the US Consulate on University Avenue in the ambient light   
   >of the street.  After some bullying and provocation they worked   
   >themselves up to searching my backpack for contraband and stole two   
   >rolls of partially exposed film.  Fortunatly I confined myself to   
   >verbal condescension and avoided being shot to death accidentally in   
   >the bushes surrounding Osgoode hall, although one of the ossifers in   
   >question looked as though he was fantasizing about torturing me to   
   >death in his basement for kicks.   
      
      
   Oh they'd love to torture you and try out all their new devices on your   
   ass. Those bike cops are the worst for sure. I can picture the entire   
   incident clearly.   
      
      
   >I take it that their important mission of looting last night was based   
   >on some bullshit pretext of "security", and that they will likely find   
   >in my shots of the Iggy Pop concert a reason to conclude that I am   
   >some sort of Anarchist 'Capo' who must be prevented at all costs from   
   >photographing events in the commons.  No doubt it will cost several   
   >thousand dollars in legal fees to recover the film or to learn that   
   >they were shamefully discarded like an empty wallet.   
   >   
   >So a warning to potential protesters:  If a cop tries to search your   
   >bag without cause, punch him in the face and detain him until the   
   >police arrive.   
   >   
   >   
   >Regards,   
   >   
   >Steve   
      
      
   Fascinating account of Canadian stupidity Steve and DAMN, I missed that   
   free Iggy gig ~ what the hell was I thinking that made me forget the   
   date. Awesome show I expect? Posters show him to still be his   
   self-described "North America's most athletic junkie".   
   Amazing physique (no shirt as usual on the poster)   
   for a guy his age and legendary history.   
      
   Just on the news, the native groups held a peaceful demonstration   
   yesterday. Naturally I'd have much preferred an all out bow and   
   arrow horseback war but it wasn't to be. The 7000 cops are surely   
   amp'd up on those $5/shot energy drinks if not lots of steroids.   
   They are ugly, sweaty and laughing...just itching to crack your   
   heads wide open and fire multiple tazers in your ass since there's   
   no real terrorists here at all.   
      
   I heard a similar story from a friend just out for a stroll to see what's   
   what. They surrounded him in force, demanded ID and his full story as to   
   why he's out for a walk in downtown Toronto. So far for the $billion   
   dollars they got you, my pal and the old coot in tears that lost his dog.   
      
   Justification for the $billion dollar price tag was every radical   
   terrorist outfit worldwide were on route or already staying in local   
   hotels and windowless vans just waiting to pounce and riot. I would   
   have thought at least a few gangs of those Yankee arms-bearing   
   nouveau minutemen militias would have shown up and got down to it.   
   Sigh...   
      
   The least you should do is raise a ruckus to have your film   
   replaced. Fax the whole story to stupid stephen harper, dingbat   
   dalton dcGuilty and that useless Mayor david miller. Tell them   
   your nerves are shot and you need to go on disability too.   
      
   As we speak I expect their crack computer techies are scrambling to   
   locate us and bash our doors down with battering rams. I'm easy to find.   
   Come get me fast...I'm in Suite 210 at the Ramada Inn. I'm 6'6", bald   
   Albino Mexican with one leg and a tattoo of Joe Baptista on my forehead.   
      
   You'll never take me alive copper!   
      
      
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