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   Commander Sanchez to All   
   Ontario Rightist Hudak Says "I Will Forc   
   17 Sep 11 12:16:42   
   
   XPost: can.politics   
   From: sanchez@nobody.com   
      
   Tim Hudak also said that he will become allies with Los Pollos Hermanos, aka   
   the Ford brothers of Toronto and ensure that they get their Ferris Wheel and   
   shopping mall built on Toronto's water front because all Rob Ford ever wanted   
   in life was the world's biggest Ferris Wheel.   That's what happens when you   
   grew up as a morbidly obese 12 year-old who even the fags in gym class made   
   fun of.   
      
   When Rob Ford vowed to cut the gravy at Toronto city hall and now that he   
   can't find any, has gone begging to Liberal McGunity to fund his subway idea   
   because the private sector laughed at him, and it turned out that the   
   morbidly obese right wing bozo Ford was drinking all the gravy at city hall   
   and afraid to cut the fat because he's the fattest asshole in Toronto, nobody   
   knew.   Now Ford Nation wants him to take the gut surgery to lose 200 pounds   
   while replacing that walnut he calls a brain with something larger, perhaps   
   that of a dead raccoon?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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