XPost: can.general, can.politics, edm.general   
   From: cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA   
      
   Mayday! Only 4 months to END of the World   
      
   8 years ago a representative from Greenpeace stated   
   the world would end in exactly 100 months. The reason   
   would be 'Global Warming'.   
      
   "On May 2nd or 3rd 2008 a representative from   
   Greenpeace (staying on 'message') said repeatedly,   
   'The world will end in 100 months because of global   
   warming'. He was a guest on TVOntario's current   
   affairs television show the Agenda. When he said that,   
   I ran for my calendar (to check if it was April 1) and a   
   calculator to calculate exactly when 100 months would   
   be going forward. It was really hard to do because I   
   don't know when he came to this rib cracking conclusion   
   and mostly because I couldn't stop laughing! Did he   
   come to the conclusion on April 1/2008? It couldn't be   
   that... the number of months would 99, not 100. Did   
   he have the epiphany at that moment (8:11 pm EDT)?   
   Couldn't be that... the show is 'live to tape'. I don't   
   know when they tape. Did he consider leap years?   
   Fucked if I know! The closest I could come to in the   
   calculation is a period between August 2/2016 and   
   September 5/2016."   
      
   AUGUST 2016... git yer affairs in order.   
      
   MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDARS!   
      
      
   --   
   American carpetbagger Elizabeth May... the only person   
   in the world to wear out the word 'crisis'.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)