From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part A - Dar Kabatoff   
   February 24th 2021 8:44 pm 67,709 words   
      
   This book is dedicated to the memory of online poker player Madmooselle Moire   
   Monet (pronounced “Mon A”), she was a princess who lived in a palace in   
   Paris and suffered from urinary incontinence and an itchy ear. Later Monet   
   revealed her true    
   identity, she was the Virgin Queen of Bosnia, living in exile in a palace in   
   Paris where she would frequently piss her panties. Moire Monet claimed it was   
   her destiny to regain her throne and unite the Balkans, then go on to invade   
   Turkey and udderly    
   crush Islam. Monet said she wanted women to secure Europe and help her rule   
   Bosnia or end up being sex slaves. Men were enamored with Moire Monet, she   
   dressed scantily and giggled frequently, and she appeared to play with her   
   hair but all she was really    
   doing was scratching her itchy ear. Moire Monet proclaimed her love for Tucker   
   Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Sanity for Sweden, Salty   
   Cracker, The Constitution of the United States of America, and for fellow   
   poker player Guest517 (who    
   dresses like a dork). Moire loved Guest517 with an intense and never-ending   
   love while at the same time hated Guest404 more than she hated men (Guest404   
   was just too pretty and polite to be real, and she was friends with Guest517).   
   The Madmooselle was    
   banned from the MSN platform on February 16th 2021, she leaves behind several   
   broken hearts and a large assortment of very nice clothes.   
      
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud   
   organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden speaking   
   without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian   
   genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler   
   speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      
   Contents:   
      
   Aviation, Boating, TIG Welding   
   Banking, Wealth Management   
   Diamonds, Gold and Money   
   Female Fashion Trends   
   Largest Building in Saskatchewan   
   British, German and Russian History   
   High School Students, Hockey Players   
   Gun Laws, Native Governance   
   Restaurants and Fine Dining   
   Appeasement and Being Nice   
   Law of 22 Prairial   
   Blinkin’ Lights   
   Metallurgy and “Science”   
   Religion and Humor   
   Horror   
      
      
   Forwards:   
      
      Run in rural and city elections as “Republic”, and affirm that you are   
   defending:   
      
   1) the right to own property, including land and guns   
   2) the right to free speech and beliefs   
   3) the right to be paid in real money which is gold and silver coins   
   4) the right to “freely” innovate, to fly your own aviation creations   
   without government interference nor taxation, the right to movement   
      
      Affirm that you support these four points on your election literature and   
   run for office under the “Republic” ticket. In addition to affirming these   
   four points, consider publishing something resembling the following paragraph:   
      
      I believe that people should also have the right to innovate and place   
   their own automotive creations on the roads but should be taxed for road   
   construction and road maintenance. Somewhat similarly, people flying will have   
   to pay for airport landing    
   and storage fees should they choose to land at and fly from such facilities.   
   People flying or driving their own creations should have affordable insurance   
   available to them, and government subsidized if necessary. Governments should   
   continue to insure    
   that the private aircraft are not a hazard to the commercially flown aircraft   
   and restrict their flight in certain locations. Regardless, governments should   
   be giving people options and not taking options away.   
      
      
      
   If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon:   
      
      If I were mayor of the City of Saskatoon I’d end of the money grab of the   
   30 km/hour school zones. The schools should post reduced speeds but with   
   illuminated, blinkin’ and more frequent signage. There should be no fine   
   print on traffic speed    
   signs, it is unreasonable for drivers to slow down to read fine print on   
   street signs, then check the date and time of day to see if the information   
   conveyed applies to them. There should be no reduced speeds in school zones   
   when the students are inside    
   the schools, so at the start of classes the speeds on the illuminated and   
   blinkin’ signs should return to 50 km/hour and cease blinkin’. The speed   
   should only be reduced to 30 km/hour for 30 minutes before the start of   
   classes, during the lunch hour,    
   and for 30 minutes at the end of the school day. The drivers should be made   
   aware of the speeds required of them with easy to comprehend signage that   
   incorporates blinkin’ lights to warn them to slow down at the appropriate   
   times.   
      
      An end to reduced speed limits near high schools, for the high school   
   students should have learned how to cross streets before graduating from grade   
   8. High school students who impede traffic by recklessly crossing streets   
   should face fines to help    
   pay for the cost of the new brightly blinkin’ 30 km/hour primary school zone   
   signs (and to reduce home and business taxes). Instead of 30 km/hour zones for   
   the high schools, give the high school students crosswalks where they may push   
   a button and get    
   traffic to either slow down or stop. People like blinkin’ lights, give the   
   high school students a few blinkin’ lights that are activated by pushing a   
   blinkin’ button.   
      
      
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