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   Squeaky Squeaky to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   01 Sep 22 15:56:26   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff   
   August 31st 2022 4:54 pm 137,346 words (155 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
   	   
   “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian   
   genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler   
   speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      We read in Hadith Number 2442 that when Mohammad wore 6-year-old Aisha’s   
   panties, the panties talked and dictated the Koran. Mohammad took off   
   Aisha’s talking panties and tried on the panties belonging to other little   
   girls, but those other    
   panties would not talk, so Mohammad put Aisha’s panties back on and her   
   panties resumed dictating the Koran (from the Sahih Collection of al-Bukhari,   
   Hadith Number 2442). And now that we have Aisha’s panties dictating laws to   
   Canadians, this    
   adversely affects lives of people living in Saskatoon. As a possible candidate   
   for Mayor of The City of Saskatoon, I’d like to make it clear that I am   
   opposed to this “Sharia Law” that Aisha’s shit-stained panties   
   proclaimed.   
      
      There is no precedent in Scripture of panties proclaiming an end to God’s   
   Commandments, let alone ever talking. God’s prophets were united in defense   
   of His Commandments, while Aisha’s panties never mentioned God’s   
   Commandments. Mohammad can’   
   t be a prophet of God because he only received instruction from Aisha’s   
   panties, and these instructions never mentioned God’s Commandments, nor did   
   the instructions include a single prophecy. And neither Aisha nor her panties   
   are prophets of God, for    
   neither Aisha, nor her panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, nor   
   did either utter a single prophecy.   
      
      God’s prophets are united in defense of God’s Commandments, if   
   Aisha’s panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, then Aisha’s   
   panties could possibly have a claim of being a prophet of God. But Aisha’s   
   panties neither uttered prophecy    
   nor did they speak in defense of God’s Commandments. If Mohammad wore the   
   talking panties while the talking panties spoke in defense of God’s   
   Commandments and at the same time were uttering prophecy, this still won’t   
   result in Mohammad being a    
   prophet of God, because it was the panties that prophesized and not Mohammad.   
   You certainly can’t blame Aisha if her shit-stained panties started talking.   
   And you can’t blame Mohammad, I’m pretty sure that most anybody who came   
   across a six-year-   
   old little girl who’s shit-stained panties were talking, would similarly   
   remove them and try them on for him or herself, just to see if the   
   shit-stained panties would continue to talk. Years later Stalin came along and   
   got the little kids to build    
   composite Yaks that saved Russia from utter ruin, but it is Mohammad that is   
   greatly loved instead. Anyway, today Aisha’s shit-stained panties are likely   
   located in the basement of the Vatican and are viewed as a valuable relic,   
   there they continue    
   talking but are now coated with semen as well.   
      
      It needs to be noted that before Mohammad removed Aisha’s talking   
   panties, that he heard a voice coming from the region of her anus. How did   
   Mohammad know that the voice was coming from six-year-old Aisha’s panties   
   rather than her anus? Clearly    
   Mohammad would have had to remove her panties in order to determine where   
   exactly the voice was coming from. It is likely that the talking spirit   
   originally resided in Aisha’s rectum and then later migrated to her   
   shit-stained panties. There remains a    
   possibility that Hadith Number 2442 is in error, that the Koran was not   
   dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties at all but instead by Aisha’s   
   arsehole. But even if that were the case, since the voice never defended   
   God’s Commandments nor uttered    
   prophecy, Aisha clearly has no claim of being a prophet of God. And   
   furthermore, the western media (owned by the Catholic Church) has no basis to   
   be calling the murderous pedophile “The Holy Prophet”. Regardless, now in   
   Saskatoon and other western    
   communities, the residents give free houses to the newly arrived Islamists and   
   allow these Islamists to try on their daughter’s panties as well.   
      
      People should consider reading Hadith 2442 for themselves, when I read the   
   passage it is pretty clear to me that it was Aisha’s panties that dictated   
   the Koran, to say otherwise would be udder heresy. The scribe who witnessed   
   the birth of the Koran    
   and documented it in Hadith Number 2442 would have been astounded to hear   
   Aisha’s panties talking, no doubt. But again, how was the scribe to know if   
   the voice came from Aisha’s shit-stained panties rather than from her anus?   
   Only if the shit-stained    
   panties spoke while Mohammad wore them, and if at the same time Aisha’s anus   
   was not uttering any Koranic passages, could we be reasonably assured that   
   indeed, it was Aisha’s panties that spoke and dictated the Koran.   
      
      
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