From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part C - Daryl Kabatoff   
   May 2nd 2023 11:05 am 199,682 words (231 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      The following plans can save the taxpayers of Saskatoon perhaps hundreds of   
   millions of dollars by not building the lengthy bypass stretching along the   
   far east side of the city. Instead run a north-south hiway two miles west of   
   Dalmeny road. Traffic    
   coming from Regina would head west on Grasswood Road, cross the river and   
   would continue to Valley Road where the hiway would make gentle right turn and   
   head north (two miles west of Dalmeny Road) to the Yellowhead Hiway. This   
   route is much shorter than    
   the alternative east side bypass plan, would save travelers time and money,   
   would save the taxpayers plenty, but the homeowners along Grasswood Road are   
   opposed. Or by turning Idywyld Drive into a two-tiered roadway, the Edmonton   
   and Regina traffic could    
   speed along at 90 km, while the big trucks can be diverted through or beside   
   Sutherland to the new north bridge, which is a shorter route and it is largely   
   complete.   
      
      As well, convert the existing train tracks headed through the City Yard   
   site so that people may commute from stations on the far west side to a   
   station on Avenue P (two blocks south of the hospital), to the downtown   
   station (Idylwyld and 25th Street),    
   to a station on 33rd Street around 7th Avenue, followed by a station servicing   
   the university, then Sutherland, followed by the odd station all the way to   
   Clavet, and develop the city along this rail line to Clavet. The City Yard   
   site already has an    
   Olympic sized swimming pool, we should add a velodrome (maybe two velodromes   
   as bicycling is popular) and an outdoor arena here, where we service our   
   Olympic style park with our commuter train. Put the train tracks underground   
   in a portion of the west    
   side so the train does not interfere with traffic on 22nd Street, nor   
   interfere with the traffic on Idylwyld Drive, and so that more room is made   
   available in the Olympic sized park where we could have conservatories   
   containing a wide variety of plants    
   and possibly birds and butterflies. When I grew up in Saskatoon in the late   
   1950’s and early 1960’s we had multitudes of different species of   
   butterflies and dragonflies in our gardens, and also toads.   
      
     Millions of dollars can be saved annually if the city grades and blows the   
   snow off the streets and onto the boulevards and onto people’s front lawns,   
   as opposed to loading trucks and transporting the snow away. Stop polluting   
   the streets with salt.   
      
      An end to attempting to stop river banks from slumping. The costs involved   
   in attempting to save a home or two located along the river bank far exceeds   
   the value of the homes, and that cost should not be borne by taxpayers. The   
   people who desire to    
   save their homes when the river banks start slumping should be free to attempt   
   to stop the slumping on their own. Maybe dig a few deep holes and pour a few   
   steel-reinforced concrete piles, don’t look for assistance from city   
   engineers nor any other    
   city employee. Get some of them fancy blinkin’ lights to indicate that your   
   property is slumping, make the best of your situation. You can’t be too   
   safe, if your property is slumping then consider painting your house a bright   
   yellow as a warning to    
   others. If your property is slumping during your pagan winter fertility   
   festival, then get your inflatable Santa Claus to blink on and off as well.   
      
      We should periodically run races around the city on Circle Drive, in order   
   to allow normal traffic to continue to function during the races would require   
   building both underpasses and overpasses. The races could generate money that   
   could be used to    
   fund overpasses, underpasses, seating and washroom facilities. Additional   
   money can be manufactured specifically for City of Saskatoon infrastructure   
   projects (see The Grip of Death by Rowbotham). Many seniors don’t take walks   
   downtown due to lack of    
   adequate washroom facilities. If we had washrooms and seating for seniors,   
   then the seniors would have somewhere to spend their leisure time. Often the   
   seniors have to urinate frequently and can’t easily walk the entire length   
   of a downtown city block.    
   We could have washrooms downtown specifically for seniors (perhaps people 60   
   or over) that open with a swipe of a card, other washrooms for younger people   
   that are opened in the same fashion. The cadets will get photographs of   
   alcoholics exposing    
   themselves and urinating near the bars, the fines get split between the cadets   
   who need money to buy guns and ammo to improve their shooting skills, and with   
   the city which needs to make washrooms in downtown areas for seniors and for   
   others. The    
   alcoholics need to be educated to urinate and defecate before they depart from   
   a bar and should pay for the education on their own. And we will need   
   washrooms along Circle Drive to accommodate the spectators of the races, and   
   of course, bleachers and    
   barricades, some of it funded by drunks who urinate in public places.   
      
      
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