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   Phoenix, AZ - Rickesha Burns, a 21-year-old Phoenix woman, was   
   jailed late last month after she allegedly shoved a vibrator so   
   far up her 2-year-old son's anus, surgery was required to get it   
   back out.   
      
   According to Phoenix Police, officers were dispatched to Burns'   
   residence after receiving a report of 'unknown trouble' at her   
   home.   
      
   When officers arrived on the scene, they found Burns' son   
   "crying hysterically" and bleeding from his anus. The child was   
   immediately rushed to Phoenix Children's Hospital for   
   examination.   
      
   At the hospital, doctors advised detectives that a foreign   
   object resembling a vibrator or similar sex toy was lodged deep   
   inside the boy's rectum. Doctors also alerted investigators to   
   sharp object injuries around the boy's anus - and advised that   
   it appeared someone had used a hanger to get the object out of   
   the boy's rectum.   
      
   When detectives interviewed Burns, she told them that she had   
   been at a park with her son earlier in the day when an unknown   
   12-year-old boy walked up to her son and made him cry. She said   
   she had been checking her phone for text messages "for about ten   
   seconds" when "something happened" and her son began to cry.   
      
   Burns went on to say that she "worked hard to get her son back   
   and would not do anything like this to hurt her son," according   
   to the arrest affidavit. Burns may have been referring to a   
   previous case in 2011 in which she was investigated for child   
   abuse.   
      
   Officers determined that no evidence could be found to indicate   
   that Burns had been to a park that day or that any child could   
   have inserted a vibrator into her son's rectum in the span of 10   
   seconds as Burns claimed.   
      
   She was booked into jail and charged with sexual conduct with a   
   minor and child abuse.   
      
   The child had been schedule to have the object removed from his   
   anus, however no reports indicate how the surgery went.   
      
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