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   A Knox County schoolteacher has been charged with public   
   intoxication after being found allegedly passed out drunk along   
   a Blount County road Thursday.   
      
   The women's lingerie he was wearing wasn't discovered until   
   later, though.   
      
   John David McElroy, 53, of Knoxville was spotted shortly after 1   
   p.m. under an awning at the entrance of the Laurel Valley   
   community near Townsend by Blount County Sheriff's Office   
   deputies as they responded to a ice-related traffic crash near   
   the golf resort, according to BCSO spokeswoman Marian O'Briant.   
      
   TOWNSEND (WATE) - A man who deputies say is a teacher employed   
   by Knox County Schools was arrested Thursday afternoon after   
   being found passed out on the side of a Townsend road.   
      
   The Blount County Sheriff's Office says they were working an   
   accident on Laurel Valley Road around 1:12 p.m. when they found   
   a man identified as John David McElroy, 53, passed out alongside   
   the road.   
      
   Deputies told 6 News they noticed a strong smell of alcohol   
   coming from him and a bottle of Vodka next to him. McElroy told   
   the deputies he didn't know how he got there.   
      
   They say he was dressed as a woman, and his attire included a   
   tan bra, bra inserts and pink panties.   
      
   McElroy is charged with public intoxication.   
      
   A John McElroy is listed on the Knox County Schools website as a   
   teacher at Farragut Middle School.   
      
   Knox County Schools issued the following statement: "We are   
   currently awaiting information from law enforcement and will   
   take actions accordingly."   
      
   http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2014/jan/31/east-tn-teacher-   
   arrested-allegedly-drunk-and-weari/   
      
       
      
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