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   Kardashian Coonery to All   
   Stupid black car thieves thwarted becaus   
   27 Jun 14 08:31:48   
   
   XPost: ba.politics, dc.media, soc.penpals   
   XPost: alt.burningman   
   From: armenian@whores.com   
      
   SPRINGFIELD, MASS. –  A trio of would-be Massachusetts car   
   thieves had to hit the brakes on their plan because none of them   
   knew how to drive a stick.   
      
   Police in Springfield say the men pulled a knife on a food   
   delivery driver Tuesday night and demanded the grub and his   
   keys. But then they noticed the car had a manual transmission.   
      
   Sgt. John Delaney tells The Republican newspaper   
   (http://bit.ly/1mahyod) the thieves argued among themselves then   
   ran down the street with their ill-gotten dinner.   
      
   The driver was not seriously hurt. There have been no arrests.   
      
   http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/16/would-be-springfield-car-   
   thieves-thwarted-because-none-could-drive-manual/?intcmp=obinsite   
      
         
      
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