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   From: msnbchomo@espn.com   
      
   Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their   
   views of the world are always touching.   
      
   A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He   
   smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.   
      
   Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the   
   wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just   
   stopped and stared at the ground.   
      
   He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her   
   attention.   
      
   He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.   
      
   "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.   
      
   "They're mating." her father replied.   
      
   "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.   
      
   "A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.   
      
   "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.   
      
   As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent   
   question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."   
      
   The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,   
   then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,   
   "that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of   
   that shit in Alabama."   
      
       
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)