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   From: crash-test-dummy@barackobama.com   
      
   Glenn was already fond of conservative Professor Mike Adams —   
   he’s been a guest on Glenn’s TV show multiple times. But   
   yesterday, Glenn fell in love with him.   
      
   The professor, you see, is a supporter of traditional marriage —   
   something that in the academic community makes you an outcast.   
   Or for one online commenter, “the biggest embarrassment to   
   higher education in America.”   
      
   Prof. Adams’s response to this particular label was pretty   
   fantastic.   
      
   “Dear Edward:   
      
   I want to take the time to thank you for writing and telling me   
   that I should be fired from my position as a tenured professor   
   because I am “the biggest embarrassment to higher education in   
   America.” I also want to thank you for responding when I asked   
   you exactly how you arrived at that conclusion. Your response,   
   “because you insist that marriage requires one man and one   
   woman,” was both helpful and concise.   
      
   While I respect your right to conclude that I am the biggest   
   embarrassment to higher education in America, I think you’re   
   wrong. In fact, I don’t even think I’m the biggest embarrassment   
   to higher education in the state of North Carolina. But since   
   you’re a liberal and you support “choice” – provided we’re   
   talking about dismembering children and not school vouchers for   
   those who weren’t dismembered – I want to give you some options.   
   In fact, I’m going to describe the antics of ten professors,   
   official campus groups, and invited campus speakers in North   
   Carolina and let you decide which constitutes the biggest   
   embarrassment to higher education.   
      
   1. In the early spring semester of 2013, a women’s studies   
   professor and a psychology professor at Western Carolina   
   University co-sponsored a panel on bondage and S&M. The purpose   
   of the panel was to teach college students how to inflict pain   
   on themselves and others for sexual pleasure. When you called me   
   the biggest embarrassment in higher education, you must not have   
   known about their bondage panel. Maybe you were tied up that   
   evening and couldn’t make it.   
      
   2. At UNC Chapel Hill, there is a feminist professor who   
   believes that women can lead happy lives without men. That’s   
   nothing new. But what’s different is that she thinks women can   
   form lifelong domestic partnerships with dogs and that those   
   relationships will actually be fulfilling enough to replace   
   marital relationships with men. I can’t make this stuff up, Ed.   
   I don’t drop acid. Well, at least not since the late 1980s. But   
   I promise this story is real and not an LSD flashback.   
      
   3. At Duke University, feminists hired a “sex worker” (read:   
   prostitute) to speak as part of an event called the Sex Workers   
   Art Show. After his speech, the male prostitute pulled down his   
   pants, got down on his knees, and inserted a burning sparkler   
   into his rectum. While it burned, he sang a verse of “the Star   
   Spangled Banner.” I believe that stripping incident was almost   
   as embarrassing as the other one involving the Duke Lacrosse   
   team.   
      
   4. A porn star was once paid to give a speech at UNCG. The topic   
   was “safe sodomy.” After her speech, the feminist pornographer   
   sold autographed butt plugs to students in attendance. I’m not   
   sure whether the ink could contribute to rectal cancer. I’m no   
   health expert. But I do know it was pretty darned embarrassing   
   when the media picked up on the story.   
      
   5. A few years ago at UNC-Chapel Hill, a feminist group built a   
   large vibrator museum in the middle of the campus quad as a part   
   of their “orgasm awareness week.” I think that was probably the   
   climax of the semester, academically speaking. But they   
   certainly weren’t too embarrassed to display a vibrator that was   
   made out of wood back in the 1920s. Keep your batteries charged,   
   Ed. We’re about halfway done.   
      
   6. A feminist administrator at UNC-Wilmington sponsored a pro-   
   abortion event. During the event they sold tee shirts saying “I   
   had an abortion” to students who … well, had abortions. That’s   
   right, Ed. The students were encouraged to boast about the fact   
   that they had killed their own children. That’s how the UNC   
   system is preserving the future of our great Tar Heel state.   
      
   7. The following semester, that same UNCW administrator   
   sponsored a workshop teaching students how to appreciate their   
   orgasms. I learned art appreciation in college. Today, college   
   kids are taught orgasm appreciation. I will let you decide   
   whether that’s an embarrassment to higher ed., Ed.   
      
   8. A few years ago, a UNCW English professor posted nude   
   pictures of under-aged girls as a part of an “art exhibit” in   
   the university library. The Provost then ordered the nude   
   pictures to be moved away from the library and into the   
   university union. This decision was made after several   
   pedophiles had previous been caught downloading child   
   pornography in the university library just a few yards away from   
   the location of the display. The English professor was incensed   
   so she asked the Faculty Senate to censure the provost for   
   violating her “academic freedom.” The faculty senate sided with   
   the feminist professor. The provost was later pressured to leave   
   the university.   
      
   9. A different feminist professor at UNCW accused a male   
   professor of putting tear gas in her office. She was later   
   caught putting her mail in a microwave oven. She did this   
   because she thought people were trying to poison her with   
   anthrax and that the oven would neutralize the toxins. She was   
   not placed on leave for psychiatric reasons. Instead, she was   
   designated as the university’s official “counter terrorism”   
   expert.   
      
   10. And then there is Mike Adams. He thinks marriage is between   
   a man and a woman.   
      
   So those are the choices, Ed. You can simply write back and tell   
   me which of these professors, groups, or guest speakers has   
   caused “the biggest embarrassment to higher education” – either   
   in North Carolina or in America altogether. Or you can just   
   concede that our system of hire education is the real   
   embarrassment because it has been hijacked by radical feminism.   
   And please pardon any puns – especially those that take the form   
   of ms-spelled words.”   
      
   “That is absolutely brilliant,” Glenn said. “Absolutely   
   brilliant.”   
      
   “And if you look at that, those are ten — those are ten things   
   that happened in North Carolina.  So what is happening in our   
   university system in California, in New York, in Washington   
   state, in Illinois? That’s North Carolina,” Glenn continued, if   
   the people of North Carolina put up with that, what else will   
   they put up with? You’re funding this.”   
      
   http://www.glennbeck.com/2013/08/27/conservative-professor-   
   embarrasses-liberal-critic-with-this-epic-response/   
      
       
      
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