XPost: alt.drugs.psychedelics, alt.drugs, alt.drugs.rfg   
   XPost: rec.drugs.psychedelic   
   From: misleb@NO.SPAMonshore.com   
      
   On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 13:04:14 -0400, rfgdxm/Robert F. Golaszewski wrote:   
      
   > so bad I'm actually tempted to contact the head of this hospital   
   > offering my services as a scientific consultant for a substantial fee.   
      
   Bwuahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!   
      
   I almost peed my pants!   
      
   *ring ring*   
      
   Hospital Administrator: Hello?   
      
   RFG: Hello, your info regarding DXM is way off. I'd like to offer my   
   	services as a scientific consultant to the hospital.   
      
   Hospital Administrator: Really? Ok. What are your scientific and/or   
   	medical credentials?   
      
   RFG: Well I took a class called "Philosophy of Science"  in   
   	college.   
      
   Hospital Administrator: Uhhmmmmm   
      
   RFG: Oh, and I jerk off to medical journals and I talk to a lot people who   
   	use DXM.   
      
   Hospital Administrator: Errrr, ummmmm.   
      
   RFG: I also maintain a DXM FAQ that aims to help young people abuse DXM   
   	recreationally. People write to me all the time with questions and   
   	concerns about DXM. I keep records of every DXM related death that I   
   	hear about. I know more about DXM than anyone in the world.   
      
   *silence*   
      
   RFG: I charge $150 an hour.   
      
   *silence*   
      
   RFG: Do i get the job?   
      
   HA: Bwuahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahah! God   
      
   *click*   
      
      
   -matthew   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)