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   From: goodsoldierschweik@invalid.com   
      
   On Sat, 10 Apr 2010 01:31:39 -0700 (PDT), LarbGai    
   wrote:   
      
   >Here are the words of a song that fits old Krypto to the tee........   
   >   
   >No Balls at All   
   >   
   >Now listen my children, a story you'll hear.   
   >A song I will sing you; 'twill fill you with cheer.   
   >A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall.   
   >She married a man who had no balls at all.   
   >   
   >cho:  No balls at all. No balls at all.   
   >      She married a man who had no balls at all.   
   >   
   >The night of the wedding she leaped into bed.   
   >Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread.   
   >She reached for his penis; his penis was small.   
   >She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all.   
   >   
   >``Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do?   
   >I've married a man who's unable to screw.   
   >(For many long years, I've avoided the call,   
   >Now I've married a man who has no balls at all.'')   
   >or (Oh mother, oh mother, I wish I were dead   
   >    And buried along of my poor maidenhead.)   
   >   
   >``Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;   
   >I had the same trouble with your dear old dad   
   >There are lots of young men who will answer the call   
   >Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all.''   
   >   
   >Now the daughter, she followed her mother's advice,   
   >And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,   
   >And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall   
   >To the wife of the man who had no balls at all.   
   >(or, "The bouncing young bastard had no balls at all.")   
   >   
   >Spoken:  No testicles whatsoever!   
   >   
      
   Now that you've mentioned it, he never has mentioned any   
   offspring......   
      
   Cheers,   
      
   Schweik   
   (goodsoldierschweikatgmail)   
      
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