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   Chilla to Lachlan - KotU   
   Re: Simon Cowell, wants to fight "knife    
   08 May 10 22:36:38   
   
   XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, talk.politics.guns, soc.culture.british   
   From: charlesanderson@optushome.com.au   
      
   Lachlan - KotU wrote:   
   >> How many Brits hit their thumbs with a hammer each day?   
   >   
   >   
   > I've never actually met any "Brits".  We Scots hate the English, who in   
   > turn hate us back, and also the Irish and Welsh, but we're all drowning   
   > in a sea of Eastern Europeans, so who knows what we should call   
   > ourselves now.   
      
   Come and live in Australia, everyone's your friend, there's plenty of   
   meat and beer.   
      
   Brits, Scots, Irish... anyone really.  We get on well.  We have our   
   points of contention also, but they're not really serious.   
      
      
   Regards Charles   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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