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   Message 26,654 of 28,028   
   Krypsis to kop   
   Re: Trolls Offer To Buy Kombats Tourist    
   07 Aug 10 10:20:45   
   
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   XPost: rec.radio.shortwave, soc.culture.thai, rec.scuba   
   From: krypsis@optusnet.com.au   
      
   On 7/08/2010 7:42 AM, kop wrote:   
   > Hey Steve...I need a new uniform for my collection and I'd be more   
      
   Why doesn't that surprise me Scott! You are so obsessed with "being   
   important" that you collect uniforms. This is directly related, no   
   doubt, to you getting kicked out of Marine boot camp.   
      
   > than willing to put in a Troll Bid for your Tourist Policemans Uniform   
   > and related Equipment (Police Truncheon, Badge (lol), Key Chain and   
   > Keys that fit nothing, Utility holster with NO utilities with   
   > Oversized belt, and the like)...   
      
   Ah, Scott, your envy is showing! You really do feel put out that Steve   
   got to wear a uniform while you couldn't make the grade! Hell, you can't   
   even keep a job long enough to be issued with a janitor's uniform!   
      
   > I'd imagine that the greasy donut and coffee stained uniform is in   
   > need of some serious dry cleaning and fumigating but I can guarantee   
   > you Steve that the Trolls will bid on your auction...Just let us know   
   > if its up on Ebay or any of the other sites...:o)   
      
   What, you trolls will bid AGAINST each other? You worship Steve that   
   much that you would ensure he received a good price for his uniform? Now   
   that's taking hero worship all the way!!!   
   >   
   > Steve said on his resignation from the CM Tourist Police Force...   
   >   
   > "...and was accussed by a tourist of overstepping my authority..." :o)   
      
   That's ok Scott. Between you and your "big gun", you'll make sure that   
   accusation is never levelled at you, eh!   
      
   Krypsis   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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