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   "Steve Kramer"  wrote in message news:GZRVo.43754$Zo4.39163@newsfe14.ams2...   
      
   If you wrote that Larbgai, you're fucking wasted.   
   It's fuckin good !   
      
   "LarbGai"  wrote in message   
   news:5813ff69-36cf-429b-9bf7-a1abb6516c69@37g2000prx.googlegroups.com...   
   > **** To start off Kramer Day than a song about Kombat himself.   
   >   
   > Happy Kramer Day Steve.   
   >   
   > NEWSGROUP PERSONALITY   
   > To be sung to "Modern Major General" by Gilbert & Sullivan   
   >   
   >   
   > I am the very model of a Newsgroup personality.   
   > I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.   
   > Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted, too,   
   > On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.   
   > Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,   
   > And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.   
   > My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you,   
   > For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.   
   >   
   >   
   > I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).   
   > I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.   
   > My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,   
   > Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.   
   > The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,   
   > Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.   
   > I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,   
   > The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.   
   >   
   >   
   > If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;   
   > If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;   
   > If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;   
   > If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;   
   > If I survive to twenty, which is somewhat problematical;   
   > If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;   
   > If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;   
   > Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate?   
   >   
   >   
   > But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my   
   > face,   
   > It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.   
   > To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity,   
   > Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.   
   > I always have the last word; so, with uttermost finality,   
   > That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup personality.   
   >   
   >   
   > Anon   
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   Written in 1998 by Tom Holt, of course Larb Gai never wrote it, the cunt can   
   hardly string two words together.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)