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   goodsoldierschweik@gmail.com to felandron@gmail.com   
   Re: A little love limerick to my favouri   
   07 Jun 11 18:31:26   
   
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   On Tue, 7 Jun 2011 03:31:06 -0700 (PDT), Felicity Warbrooke   
    wrote:   
      
   >On Jun 7, 7:41 pm, LarbGai  wrote:   
   >> Felicity is rank and a knob.   
   >> She's wretched, deranged and a slob.   
   >> She's a brain-damaged punk,   
   >> A tool and a skunk,   
   >> And a meaningless, gullible snob.   
   >>   
   >> ******But we loves ya Flick.   
   >>   
   >> *GRIN*   
   >   
   >Such a sweet talker ain't ya. No wonder you are so successful in   
   >hooking up with them Thai ladyboys. How could they ever resist such an   
   >eloquent pick-up line. That, combined with the 1000 baht you are   
   >forced to pay for the company of another human being must have those   
   >Katoeys lining up round the corner.   
   >   
   >Felicity Warbrooke   
      
   Fels, how did you know what the Sister Boys charge? You weren't up to   
   date when on the Bar Girl prices. A bit particular isn't it that you   
   should be are so current with the Sister Boy prices. I've heard that   
   the Australian government is in the midst of changing the information   
   on the driver's licenses. Under SEX it will now read Male; Female; and   
   Other.   
      
   Are you an Other?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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