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   the wharf rat to goodsoldierschweik@gmail.com   
   Re: HALDEN ZIMMERMANN   
   21 Nov 13 06:50:59   
   
   From: wrat@panix.com   
      
   In article ,   
   Schweik   wrote:   
   >   
   >I doubt that he/she/it ever returns to read any responses.   
   >--   
      
   	Yeah, probably not too sharp.  They're much too abrasive to ever get a   
   really fine edge.  Still, I wish I could meet this guy in a dark digital alley   
   of the Internet some time.  I's slice his spam up real thin, and he'd be   
   so impressed that he'd turn his back on the voluminous Dark Side that is Spam   
   and dedicate his life to the eradication of that tumor on the Light that is   
   RFC 5321.   
      
   	And if not I'd be happy to take a stab or three at changing his mind.   
      
   	The Death of a Thousand Cuts to unrepentant Spammers!  One thousand   
   cuts for each SMTP connection they've ever made, that is.  And we give them   
   Band-Aids soaked in salt water when they whine about it.  The old testament   
   says right out that you shall not suffer a mass mailer, yeah, nor a spammer,   
   to live, though his motivation for repurposing communal resouces be as pure   
   as making sure we all lose 20 pounds this holiday season.   
      
   	An' if it says so in the bible then I say "Break out the salt-infused   
   adhesive bandages, and yea, sharpen the false edges on your Bowie knives, for   
   the time of Reckoning is near, and Spammers must Die!"   
      
      
   	Bwahahahahaha!  Ok, BRB, time for my shot now. Mmmmmmm, trilafon...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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