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|    Liberals are too stupid to cut avocados.    |
|    13 May 17 04:07:31    |
      XPost: alt.politics.democrats, sac.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh       XPost: alt.food.safety       From: moron.democrats@sfchronicle.com              What's brunch these days without a little bit of smashed avocado       on a piece of toast? The fleshy fruit rich in healthy fats is       more popular than ever, but in addition to surging prices,       avocado fans may have one more thing to worry about. The number       of injuries caused by improper handling and cutting of avocados       is on the rise.              The U.K. newspaper The Times reports that the British       Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons is       seeing a growing number of patients in the emergency room as a       result of "avocado hand" – injuries from failed attempts to cut       an avocado.              http://www.cbsnews.com/news/avocado-hand-injuries-on-the-rise/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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