home bbs files messages ]

Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"

   rec.knives      Anything that goes cut or has an edge      28,028 messages   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]

   Message 27,369 of 28,028   
   Chortle! to All   
   Liberals are too stupid to cut avocados.   
   13 May 17 04:07:31   
   
   XPost: alt.politics.democrats, sac.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   XPost: alt.food.safety   
   From: moron.democrats@sfchronicle.com   
      
   What's brunch these days without a little bit of smashed avocado   
   on a piece of toast? The fleshy fruit rich in healthy fats is   
   more popular than ever, but in addition to surging prices,   
   avocado fans may have one more thing to worry about. The number   
   of injuries caused by improper handling and cutting of avocados   
   is on the rise.   
      
   The U.K. newspaper The Times reports that the British   
   Association of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgeons is   
   seeing a growing number of patients in the emergency room as a   
   result of "avocado hand" – injuries from failed attempts to cut   
   an avocado.   
      
   http://www.cbsnews.com/news/avocado-hand-injuries-on-the-rise/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]


(c) 1994,  bbs@darkrealms.ca