From: norbertkosky69@gmail.com   
      
   On Monday, February 5, 2024 at 3:45:22 AM UTC-8, Norbert K wrote:   
   > On Sunday, February 4, 2024 at 1:42:29 PM UTC-8, geoff wrote:    
   > > On 5/02/2024 12:44 am, Norbert K wrote:    
   > > > On Sunday, January 14, 2024 at 8:25:53 PM UTC-8, A.P. wrote:    
   > > >> On Wednesday, December 20, 2023 at 10:17:49 AM UTC-5, Famous Amos   
   wrote:    
   > > >>> I sways ta GOD its a cummin, real soon. His victree in Calla-rada   
   PROVE'S IT! Next it's the Spream Cout a gunna RULE in Trumps Fayva.    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>> Then Trump a gunna becre instatit...and I gunna call my butt-ease and   
   we'll all drink Vodka red bull's and MAN-hattin's and GIT BAKED on the Sowa   
   DIESEL and the hang daddy purples!    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>> Yeeeeeeaaah!    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>> I predicted it form DAY ONE and it's gunna happiness B4 Christmas!    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>> Just as Jesus was Borned, Trump )kak 'Oringe Jesus) will be re   
   enstattit!    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>> Ii bet my muthas HUOSE onnt    
   > > >>>    
   > > >>> I M a geniuos!!genius!!!    
   > > >>> FMouss Anus    
   > > >> You're totally joking, right? This post made me laugh... Oh yeah,   
   welcome to the Beatles newsgroup.    
   > > >> You know... The BEATLES? John, Paul, George, and Ringo? Might help to   
   post about those four.    
   > > >> Capeesh?    
   > > >    
   > > > Be careful what you wish for. If these dope fiend conspiracist screwups   
   have anything to say about the Beatles, it's that Paul McCartney *really is*   
   dead -- and that the entity we have taken for Paul is really a g   
   vernment-manufactured clone.    
   > > >    
   > > > Some of these marijuana monstrosities take things one step further, and   
   insist that John Lennon is alive and well and busking in New York's subways.    
   > > >    
   > > > I've had to deal with this human refuse in real life ever since two pot   
   dispensaries opened up in my area. My neighbor heard some deranged ranting   
   about "the cabal" emanating from his shed recently. He opened the door -- and   
   nearly choked on the    
   pot smoke. He has decided to get a rottweiler to protect his property -- an   
   inspiring idea.    
   > > Paul did die in 1966. He was recently reincarnated into the Taylor    
   > > Swift-bot carrier mechanism. John knows about this, as he underwent a    
   > > similar procedure and is now known as Travis Kelce .    
   > >    
   > > He always wanted to get back together with Paul.   
   > Ha! And is Brian Epstein going to reappear at Dealey Plaza to resume   
   management of his proteges?    
   >    
   > The place where I often get coffee in the morning is right across the street   
   from one of the local dope dispensaries. I sometimes chat with an older woman   
   who hangs out there in the morning. The other day, she was looking pensively   
   at the crowd of    
   grungy, glazed-eyed screwups accumulating outside the dispensary before it   
   opened. She asked me what I thought would happen to them when Trump is   
   imprisoned; she's concerned there will be a mass suicide.    
   >    
   > I told her not to worry; I know how these freaks think. (Well, they don't   
   think so much as they parrot paranoid delusions.) If Trump is imprisoned,   
   they'll claim that the imprisoned being is actually a government-manufactured   
   clone and that the whole    
   thing is a big psy-op. The *real* Trump, they will say, has donned his   
   jet-pack and flitted off to the talus-strewn deserts of Jupiter to battle the   
   Jovian Cabal using his lazer-eyes. His well-compensated buddy Giuiani will   
   join him, providing sagacious    
   legal advice and battling the evil forces by squirting jets of black fluid at   
   them through his skull.   
      
   I noticed yesterday that the local dope freaks were more subdued and less   
   smirky than usual.  I wondered what was up -- and then I turned on the news.    
   Things aren't going well for their god.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)