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   From: janwalker1234@gmail.com   
      
   On Friday, October 14, 2011 at 10:46:13 AM UTC-4, M C hammered wrote:   
   > Foke's, as many of you know, their is always mush rumour and gossip   
   > concernin Elliot Mintz. Some feel he's gay and has a strange culla   
   > skin. Foke's, I actualy MET this man, and I can say first hand, he   
   > nebba groped me. That said, his skin was a most peculia shade a   
   > orange (not RED as if offin stated).   
   > Now laterly, he is uncomftable with the ruma's of his homer-frikkin-   
   > sexuality. So Elliot has hired a woman to be seen widdim in   
   > public....their like, all oba You tube and perez hilton and so foth.   
   > Now this woman, he pays her well to tryta combat the ruma's....that   
   > he's gay and so on, and in fact had homerseal liason's with Sal Mineo   
   > and David Cassidy and the like, butt lately want's to be seen in   
   > public with a perfeshinal moddle, with fake boob's ands Botox and the   
   > like, and his head, when he stand's, barely reachers her fake boob's.   
   > But the fack is, Elliot nonetheles wants to be seen widder, an fer   
   > peopple to believe they is a hbappy couple wish is why at age 70 or   
   > whatebba he is, he wants to be seen widda moddle in her twentiues,   
   > and fer us to blieve its lubb at firs site.   
   > So checkkim out people, Elliot wid dis young fake boob model...ya know   
   > a man's a raging heterosexual when his "girlfriend" (heh heh) has fake   
   > boob's....   
   > Personally I'll take the Yoke's durian boob's, lumpy and lopsided as   
   > they may be...   
   > Nuff said   
   > Nuff goddang well said   
      
   I don't know what you were smoking that day, MC, but Elliot Mintz never did   
   get married or start a family.  Big surprise.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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