From: kenshain@gmail.com   
      
   On Wednesday, April 21, 2021 at 1:55:57 AM UTC-5, Rachel wrote:   
   > come on people, we have to share, pass it all around, nobody gets to have   
   anything special or private anymore, we can't be selfish...come on, it all has   
   to be out in the open!!!! aren't you going to welcome me back, bob? want to   
   see me wag my tail    
   between my legs? share me with all your friends, that's what you wanted,   
   right? jump into the wagon, LOVE, throw your panties overboard, no more   
   secrets, no more secret spaces, not even your own home or your sacred   
   genitals!!!! this makes the Creator    
   very angry!!!! he'll even try and kill you during corona with flood after   
   flood, people traipsing repeatedly through your house during the lockdown, for   
   all kinds of projects, on your island of evil!!!! we all have to look like   
   hysterical fools, don't    
   ask me why, ask bob, that's what we deserve, apparently, cuz i'm such an   
   arrogant conceited cunt or something, with dark brown hair! ooooh, isn't that   
   special? don't worry about having better poems than mine...i've already been   
   ashamed, self-degraded,    
   embarrassed and humiliated and TERRORIZED more than i could have ever possibly   
   imagined in this day and age. and it's only just begun. let's just prepare for   
   the worst for me. we never know what forms that the glory the Creator has in   
   store for us will    
   take. see you all from skid row as an invalid with a broke leg in my   
   wheelchair. you can all watch it on google, as i save the world, grab the   
   popcorn. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on rachel!!!! everybody bow down to bob fucking   
   dylan, g-d's favorite, the    
   messiah prophet, and know that you are all going to heaven!!!! (except for   
   stupid retarded rachel, the sacrifice, the delusional erotomaniac, who took   
   one look at bob and had a giant orgasm and flooded the stage right on the   
   spot, that's exactly how it    
   happened!) it's all a big joke, huh, bob? fuck my stupid vagina. it's not like   
   it got raped by your COCK. keep on rockin', bob, i don't even exist, don't   
   worry about a stupid, pathetic, insane, loser piece of trash like me, with my   
   retarded poem supposed    
   to be JUST FOR YOU. you fathered all my poems, didn't you??? i was nothing   
   before, but now i actually have an identity, thanks to bob dylan taking pity   
   on me!!!! whiny rachel, the "poetess!!!!" thank you SO MUCH for helping me   
   become something from a fat,   
    lecherous useless pile of garbage. even though i have practically nothing   
   left to give you now, just the stump of a tree is all that's left you of me.   
   unless you inseminate me again as you rip me open with your jungleman penis.   
   you know all about the    
   creative process. you were just mocking me!!! making fun of me while i suffer.   
   yeah, you're just hilarious, bob. a real riot!!! teach me a good lesson, huh?   
   messed with the wrong superstar. auditory hallucination! but he's so FRAGILE   
   and SENSITIVE rachel,   
    can't you tell??? EVERYBODY loves bob dylan. what a SWEETHEART!!!! i just   
   love him and the Creator sooooooo much!!!!!!! apparently they BOTH have   
   psychological problems with WOMEN!!!! so we can't share ANYTHING at all just   
   the two of us, CAN WE??? we    
   have to make babies or at least raise children, otherwise we can't even be   
   alone together, we have to share share share share share!!!!!!!! HERE, I MADE   
   ANOTHER BABY FOR YOU, BOB, to share with the world. yes, i did in fact   
   conceive, and bore us another    
   child!!!! isn't that SPECIAL??? another retarded demented jewish baby to   
   populate the world, just like me!!!! rachel's a poet now!!!! (biggest joke on   
   the internet) i love you soooooooo much!!!!!!!!!! a perfect end to the worst   
   day of our lives...i wish    
   i'd never met you, either... good riddance.    
   >    
   >    
   > a snowflake in august / raiders of the lost ark    
   >    
   > seemingly infinite tidings    
   > each snowflake white    
   > pure, carefully unique    
   > crystal raining down    
   > from the ground    
   >    
   > and the furies turn to flurries    
   > now an immense blizzard    
   > hear, gifts from above    
   > a fallacious fountain they call Love    
   >    
   > yet to dissolve    
   > instantaneously, and mesh    
   > with her hot flesh    
   > they arrive dismally    
   > and dejectedly in naked piles    
   > at her feet    
   >    
   > piles, and more    
   > piles of melted bodies    
   > form deep puddles    
   > and a trail of tears    
   > in which to drown    
   > nothing lost, still    
   > yet nothing found    
   >    
   > sinking through    
   > holes of skin    
   > saturated with water    
   > and no place to begin    
   > water everywhere    
   > pissing in the wind    
   >    
   > treading waist-deep    
   > into a steep pool    
   > another trick to bend    
   > and swallow full    
   > eyes on tomorrow    
   >    
   > ‘neath a school of fish    
   > cold and shivering    
   > the little girl lost    
   > forever thirsty    
   > up-side down fool    
   > bogged a clown    
   > whirling round    
   > magnetically bound    
   >    
   > she can wait    
   > like everyone else    
   > and keep hoping    
   > to catch one    
   > with her tongue    
   >    
   >    
   > 2/12/21   
   Well, I'll see your claim and up the ante with the guitar tabs for Thor and   
   Aphrodite:   
      
   Thor and Aphrodite (Tab)   
      
   Em		          B	   
   With thunder claps and lightning cracks   
   D	       	       A   
   Thor beats across the sky   
   C	 G   
   Flying to Olympus   
   F#		  B   
   To visit a goddess most high.   
      
   He leaves his native Asgard   
   To court the beauty supreme   
   He yearns for Aphrodite   
   And wants her for his queen.   
      
   He rides a strong swift tempest   
   Rivaled only by their storm   
   He of awesome power   
   She of perfection born   
      
   Yea Odin has blessed this trip   
   With god-like grace divine   
   But Zeus greets him warning   
   "I tell you she is mine!"   
      
   "I have no quarrel with you"   
   The thunder god intones   
   "My hammer will protect her   
   And thrill her to the bone."   
      
   With that Zeus doth grumble   
   But doesn't miss his mark   
   "I hope this little fancy   
   Is not a Nordic lark."   
      
   "Nay 'tis the quest of my whole life   
   For the fairest of the fair   
   'Tis yon beauty goddess   
   That leads me to this lair"   
      
   "With that be gone and take her too   
   Remove her from my sight   
   'Tis no doubt that she'll do well   
   I believe you have the might"   
      
   The gods agree and let it be   
   And let them have their wish   
   For Zeus a god but still a man   
   Hath eyes for only Sif.   
      
   With thunder claps and lightning cracks   
   Thor takes her so politely   
   And shakes the very cosmos   
   With the pleasure of Aphrodite.   
      
   		- K. Shain   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)