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   Message 101,785 of 103,395   
   General Zod to Rachel   
   Re: hi bob   
   09 Oct 21 21:50:50   
   
   From: zodwetrust@gmail.com   
      
   On Saturday, October 9, 2021 at 10:17:31 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:   
   > this is your wife.    
   >    
   > i'd really like you to come home.    
   >    
   > what are your big exciting plans this evening instead of coming to comfort   
   me and take me to heaven? (my house reeks so high, can you smell it? i have to   
   keep all the windows open, and nobody knows what he's doing, and can "detect"   
   the problem. i'm    
   pretty sure bacteria is growing in the walls from a flood where they didn't   
   tell me the extent of the damage, because i am not having an olfactory   
   hallucination.)   
      
   Bob has a micro penis.  Mine is a little bigger.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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