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|    Coco DeSockmonkey to JD Chase    |
|    Re: Lester Bangs review of "Desire" (1/3    |
|    13 Feb 23 19:35:35    |
      From: cocodesockmonkey@gmail.com              On Wednesday, July 17, 2019 at 10:19:45 AM UTC-4, JD Chase wrote:       > He was a superb critic, Will... Whether one agrees with Lester Bangs or not,       his reviews were stimulating and thought provoking... ☺️🙏🎶🥂              ***DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POEM IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITIES TO       PERSON OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.***              THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT              Uncle Isaac took his belt       And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.       Jordy grew to like the whacks       And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.              Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute       'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,       Isaac squeezed his love handles       Then blew out his candles,       Bent over and let out a "Toot!"              Isaac pulled his nephew's pid       Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;       Nephew Jordy was just a kid       When he first straddled Isaac's pole.              Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven       And cornholed him big-time at eight       He left him creampied at eleven       And went back home to masturbate.              Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday       Isaac sucked him off Saturday night       Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday       Yeah, his weekend was going alright.              There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."              Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.       Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:       He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way       But quick release cut all too short the date;       Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes       And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;       Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums       Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd       When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?       Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;       Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,       For tis the ass enamors him the most:       So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,       He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.              Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler       He chased toddlers when he went school,       He made brownies with them as a young man,       Stirred their pudding until he would drool.              Isaac chased little boys on the playground       Although he was a middle aged man,       Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown       Tho he preferred to say it was tan.       The Jordy Factor       a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene              Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K       He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay       with my massive moobs that even young Clay       has to admit that he’d like to sashay       in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet       floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May       when he visited us to show us his fey       manners and though his family’s rich, hey,       I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay       him for free and he won’t have to pay       for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.              Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew       Who diddled his widdle nephew,       Jordy pulled Isaac's pud       But his pud was a dud       And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.              When Jordy was just a wee laddie       He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,       Uncle paid him a call       And buggered him raw       And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."              Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy       Whose tuchus he simply adored, he       Got Jordy to bare it       That he might then share it       And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"              Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,       His classmates found him a bit balmy;       It was said that the lad       Flicked his Bic for his dad:       Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.              Uncle Isaac desired little boys       He thought Jordy had exquisite poise       For a boy not yet ten       (He preferred boys to men)       And a man must have what he enjoys.              Little Jordy was sugar and spice       So his old uncle didn't think twice       About dipping his pole       In young Jordy's piehole,       Boston cream never seemed worth the price.              Uncle Isaac's an internet troll       Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,       Isaac stuck in his thumb       And made Jordy cum       And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"              Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,       Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;       Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso       He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.              Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug       In the hope that he'd leave him alone;       Isaac plugged up his hole       And such joy filled his soul       That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.              Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit       Who's been found competently unfit,       For it's said he enjoys       Gallivanting with boys       And dipping his dick in their shit.              Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom       Isaac buggered Jordy in the car       Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room       Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.              Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,       Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,       Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose       Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.              Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky       Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;       Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky       And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."              When Jordan Chasescott was a lad       His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,       With the youth in his sights       Isaac gave up his nights       To baby sit straddling his 'nads.              Uncle Isaac was more like an ant       Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.       Jordy’d wiggle and scratch       But Isaac attached       Himself with coagulants.              Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,       Who didn’t have quite the same booty.       So Judy was spared,       And stood there and stared,       While Jordy got it in the patootie.              When Jordy went on Price is Right       His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.       He said it was Uncle       Ike and Garfuckles       Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.              Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.       He told his sister he’d feast her.       They ate honey baked ham       And rack of young lamb       While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.              Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott       From when he was just a young tot.       Isaac gave him a ball       and that wasn’t all,       for his undies had X marks the spot.              Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock       And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.       As Joey took vids       And entertained bids,       Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.              Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,       For riding is one of my joys.       I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,       As we gallop with vigor,       And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.              Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,       From whence Jordy did his #2.       Jordy did #1       And Isaac said, son,       That not what we Commies doo-doo.              Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--       That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.       Isaac said drop your pants,       Give your Uncle a chance,       To give you a rub that’s salubrious.              Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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