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   From: jimcapaldi@verizon.net   
      
   Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style   
      
   If my chile gets a baby,   
   I ain't punish her by making her have it.   
   Just kill that little pickaninny   
   And the baby-daddy, too.   
      
   Obama Hussein "Change" Barack   
      
      
   "James Hogg"  wrote in message   
   news:6e15c4t2mkq12g6m4l8o1kgv97ib73j4m6@4ax.com...   
   > Abstinence Alaska-Style   
   >   
   > Well those cold Alaskan winters   
   > leave you feelin' dank and bitter   
   > and a teenage redneck's instinct is   
   > to seek out girls 'n' heat.   
   > When he left the rink frustrated   
   > after chasing that old puck around   
   > he passed the ladies' locker room   
   > to see who he might meet.   
   >   
   > When his avid eyes met Bristol's   
   > well it made him cream his Levi's,   
   > but the well-brought-up young girl observed,   
   > "You've just made God irate.   
   > It's a sin to spill your seed like that   
   > 'cause every sperm is sacred.   
   > For the Palin creed says: Don't come off   
   > except to procreate."   
   >   
   > He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's   
   > heart grow even fonder."   
   > "And a celibate," the girl agreed,   
   > "has less to celebrate."   
   > "But I don't want kids," he said,   
   > "for me a family has no value."   
   > "Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,   
   > "although it's our first date."   
   >   
   > Up in heaven, the Great Croupier   
   > was watching as they gambolled,   
   > as they gambled with their future   
   > 'neath the cold Alaskan sky.   
   > And He earmarked two choice gametes   
   > to unite and bless their union,   
   > and another shotgun wedding   
   > was conceived by God on High.   
   >   
   >   
   > James Hogg   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)