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   From: noemail@here.invalidd   
      
   "Will Dockery"  wrote in message   
   news:35d02bd6-eca0-4352-b6a1-4a1c80a7fe48@k33g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...   
   On Sep 30, 4:59 am, "=z="  wrote:   
   >   
   > a reprise: (just for you ersatz)...   
   >   
   > The ballad of orson and ross   
   >   
   > orson and ross get into a bitch slap session wherein orson, in his   
   > best dress   
   > and pumps, grabs ross and stuffs his fat ass into a new wave pro oven,   
   > when   
   > he is only half done orson yanks him out and throws ross into a vat   
   > of   
   > boiling fat…when crispy he then puts ross’ remains on a garbage truck   
   > and   
   > devours him with toast points and cheap vodka…realizing he has just   
   > eaten   
   > poison he fly's to chicago, goes to the top of the sears tower where   
   > he   
   > flings himself off the edge…hitting the ground at breakneck speed he   
   > splatters himself and ross waste all over the unsuspecting crowd   
   > infecting   
   > hundreds with tainted green ross and wells where the infected   
   > population   
   > must now go through painful rabies shots for life…when some of the   
   > infected   
   > are later asked if it is worth it, the unanimous reply is: yes! and   
   > thank   
   > god those two piles of crap are now gone…   
   >   
   > ...not the end...   
   >   
   > =z=   
      
   Orson and PJR should get a room... heh.   
      
      
      
   Just because you have one on reserve for your activities with other men   
   doesn't mean the rest of the world thinks the same way, 'dickery'.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)