On Tuesday, August 16, 1994 at 4:19:34 AM UTC+3, Jim Stewart wrote:   
   > At a party a while back and someone did a song about the constipated men   
   > in the Bible. Anyone have the lyrics and any idea where it came from?   
   > Thanks. Cheers, Jim   
      
   I know a few lines of a song dealing with the subject of constipation and the   
   Bible, even if not especially directly, but surely inferred.   
      
   The song, as I recall was called "The 5 constipated men of the Bible."   
    Here goes:   
   There were five, five, constipated men, of the Bible, of the Bible.   
   The first, first, constipated man was Moses, he took two tablets.   
   The second, second,constipated man was Baalam, he couldn't move his ass.   
   The third, third, constipated man was Samson, he brought the house down.   
      
   ...sorry, these are the only lines I remember.   
   Have a good day!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)