Yellow bird   
   Whith a yellow bill   
   Was perched upon   
   My window sill   
      
   I lured him in   
   With a piece of bread   
   Then I smashed   
   His fucking head!   
      
   The moral of   
   the story is   
   If you want some head   
   You need some bread.   
      
   The sweetest girl   
   I ever saw   
   Was sippin burbon   
   Through a straw   
      
   I placed my hand   
   Upon her thigh   
   She said, "hey Joe,   
   you're way too high!"   
      
   So I placed my hand   
   Upon her toe   
   She said, " hey Joe,   
   You're way too low!"   
      
   So I placed my hand   
   Upon her knee   
   She said, "hey Joe,   
   you're teasin me!"   
      
   So I shoved my fist   
   Up in her that   
   She said, " oh Joe,   
   That makes me hot!"   
      
   The moral of   
   this story's clear   
   Fuck the burbon   
   I'll stick to beer!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)