XPost: alt.music.michael-jackson, soc.culture.usa, alt.true-crime   
   From: volfie@ccrtc.com   
      
   "tiny dancer"  wrote in message   
   news:W0Zne.50768$lQ3.5407@bignews5.bellsouth.net...   
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   > "Alan Hope"  wrote in message   
   > news:hs70a19bad3tste90m337btei41fo14e4u@4ax.com...   
   >> videogamedude@gmail.com goes:   
   >> Just one mention of Vaseline will be enough to hang Jacko. Anyone who   
   >> has Vaseline in the house is obviously up to no good. Everyone knows   
   >> that. Vaseline has no innocent uses, and anyone who tries to suggest   
   >> some is clearly a pervert trying desperately to maintain the   
   >> cover-story.   
   >>   
   >> Don't fall for their bogus lies, folks. Vaseline in your bathroom   
   >> means you did it. And other people with Vaseline are doing it too, and   
   >> just haven't been caught yet.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> --   
   >> AH   
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   >   
   > I don't know, personally, I think if one is hot and sweaty, flushed, has a   
   > hard on, and a little boy in your bed, it's probably better not to ring   
   > ones   
   > servants for the vaseline jar.  But hell, that's just me, YMMV.   
   >   
   > td   
      
   Personally, I insist my servants attend me pre-lubed.   
      
   Giselle (saves time for whatever might be on my mind)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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