XPost: aus.music   
   From: anthonyhoran@hotmail.com   
      
   On 12 Jul 2006 04:48:05 -0700, Australian Music Charts wrote:   
      
   >    1.  ( 1)  #1  4w   HIPS DON'T LIE - Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean   
   >    4.  ( 5)  #4  2w      PROMISCUOUS   
   >                                     - Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland   
   >    9.  ( 9)  #1 21w 
  FLAUNT IT - TV Rock featuring Seany B *   
   >    23. (21) #19  5w      WORLD, HOLD ON (CHILDREN OF THE SKY)   
   >                                   - Bob Sinclar featuring Steve Edwards   
   >    27. (26) #17  9w      CONTROL MYSELF   
   >                                 - L.L. Cool J. featuring Jennifer Lopez   
   >    35. (39) #30  4w      HORNY AS A DANDY   
   >                                       - Mousse T. Vs. The Dandy Warhols   
   >    36. (31) #31  3w      BE TOGETHER   
   >                                    - T-Funk featuring Katie Underwood *   
   >    37. (30)  #3 15w   BEEP - The Pussycat Dolls featuring Will.I.Am   
   >    39. (--) #39  1w      SNITCH - Obie Trice featuring Akon   
   >    43. (41) #16 15w      THUNDER IN MY HEART AGAIN   
   >                                              - Meck featuring Leo Sayer   
   >    45. (44) #44  2w      FASTER KILL PUSSYCAT   
   >                              - Paul Oakenfold featuring Brittany Murphy   
   >    48. (47) #11 15w      GRILLZ   
   >                               - Nelly featuring Paul Wall, Ali and Gipp   
      
   Aaaaand this week's "Featuring" count is a remarkable TWELVE!!!! Yep, now   
   nearly 25% of the chart.   
      
   At this rate, the entire Top 50 will be "featuring" someone within a year   
   :)   
      
   Oh, and for the record, that Shakira song is the aural equivalent of having   
   one's nose sliced into confetti by a maniac wielding blunt scissors. Quite   
   possibly the worst single of the decade so far.   
      
   >    50. (--) #50  1w      JUMP IN MY CAR - David Hasselhoff   
      
   Oh, fuck off, Hoff. The joke's not funny any more.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)