From: viragodawg@gmail.com   
      
   On Tuesday, March 17, 1992 at 10:15:02 AM UTC-8, moor...iscsvax wrote:   
   > From my friends at the Scripps Howard News Service:   
   > "Hunka-Hunka: How much would Elvis weigh on other planets?   
   > "For those who've contemplated that question -- and frankly, who hasn't? --   
   > I've recently stumbled on the 'Elvis On Other Planets Weight Chart.'   
   > "He weighed 255 pounds during the last weeks of his life in 1977. That weight   
   > would have changed greatly if Presley had been elsewhere in the solar   
   system.    
   > (And according to the Weekly World News he has been spotted on Mars.)   
   > "Here's the cosmic poundage:   
   > The Sun 7,140 pounds   
   > Mercury 97 pounds   
   > Venus 232 pounds   
   > The Moon 43 pounds   
   > Mars 97 pounds   
   > Jupiter 648 pounds   
   > Saturn 275 pounds   
   > Uranus 232 pounds   
   > Neptune 303 pounds   
   > Pluto 13 pounds"   
   > Scotto the Malicious   
   > "Because any fool can rip off the local newspaper."   
   I first saw this on a Reverend Horton Heat T-Shirt when the were opening for   
   "X" back in the very early 80"s   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)