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   Ted Heise to sticks   
   Re: Lotto Funny   
   27 Feb 26 14:50:59   
   
   From: theise@panix.com   
      
   On Thu, 26 Feb 2026 10:56:32 -0600,   
     sticks  wrote:   
   >  I play the lotto 5 times a week with a friend.  I tried   
   >  explaining why I think the situation I'm gonna tell is funny to   
   >  my wife, but I'm not sure she understood.  Here goes.   
   >   
   >  So I go in to get $20 worth of lotto tickets.  I also have a $2   
   >  winner to be taken care of.  I tell the girl I have a winner   
   >  and would also like $20 worth of tickets.  She goes to the   
   >  lotto terminal and has the machine generate the tickets, and   
   >  also checks the winning ticket and finds it is a $2 winner.   
   >  She walks back to the register and sees I have placed a $20   
   >  bill on the counter for payment.  9 times out of 10 this person   
   >  then asks if I want to put the winnings toward the tickets.  I   
   >  always say, "What?" and make her repeat it.  When she does, I   
   >  simply say that what I want is my $20 worth of lotto tickets   
   >  and for her to give me $2 change.  She looks confused for a   
   >  minute and eventually does what I asked her to do.  Happens all   
   >  the time.   
   >   
   >  Some people might think this is normal, or not understand why I   
   >  find it to be a problem if this is the way some people think.   
   >  I'm not saying these kind of people are stupid, but they're   
   >  certainly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.   
      
   I run into that same thing from time to time.  It used to bother   
   me a bit, but I've (mostly) come to accept that some people just   
   think differently and that's okay.   
      
   I most often encounter this difference when giving an extra amount   
   of cash over the total so I can get back a reduced amount of   
   change (or fewer $1 bills).  For example, if the total due is   
   $4.77 I may give the clerk $5.02 to get back only a quarter.  At   
   times I have to explain it.  On the other hand, I enjoy it when   
   the clerk stops for a moment, and then I can see the light go off   
   in their head.   
      
   --   
   Ted Heise                Gretna, NE, USA   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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