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From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
HOWEDY diannes,
"diannes" wrote in message
news:cq1m6d$3q7$1@bolt.sonic.net...
>
> Wolf <"lone6wolfpak@hotmail.com"> wrote:
>
> > i have all eight of them ramsack my place
> > once when they didnt get fed for slightly
> > over 24 hours, i think i fed them one night,
> > and skipped feeding them the next night,
> > and then went to work forgetting about it
>
> And here you are lecturing others about appropriate care
> for animals and about being kind and fair to them. Amazing.
The ALPHA METHOD is ENDORSED
by the EXXXPERTS HERE:
> > "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
> > Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
> > Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
> > Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
> > Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
> > Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
> > Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.
Missin WON meal in 24 HOWERS is NOT abuse.
> Dianne
But THIS IS:
From: "The Puppy Wizard"
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:38:25 GMT
Subject: Re: Puppy Temper Tantrums...
HOWEDY matty,
"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Fri95A66E7693239australianshepherdca@rocky-dog.com...
> >>To put a dollar value on it: A "drop it" command would
> >>have saved an acquaintance a $1000 surgery bill on her lab.
That so?
Seems the DROP IT command happens AFTER
the dog has TAKEN the FORBIDDEN FRUIT.
> >> Said lab (not a puppy) wouldn't give up a squeaky
> >> and, when presented with a treat in exchange,
You mean as a BRIBE to release what IT got
in ITS MHOWETH that YOU WANT MOORE
than the stinkin weenie you're offerin IT in
EXXXCHANGE?
EVEN A DOG GOT MOORE BRAINS than
to fall for THAT kinda IDIOCY.
> > > made the decision to swallow the toy
As ANY critter would, being PURSUED by
a COMPETITOR, dog lovers. What do you
EXXXPECT a dog to do when you're fixin
to STEAL his BHOWENTY.
> >> and then grab and swallow the treat bag.
THAT'S what The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
been TELLIN you bums in HIS N.I.L.I.F. Posts.
REMEMBER, matty?
The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ the dog is
fixin to tell yout to SHOVE IT and RIP YOU
OFF for your weenies and FIGHT you if you
offer a protest.
THAT'S HOWE COME your stinkin N.I.L.I.F.
program GETS SOME DOGS DEAD, matty.
> > I'm very sorry for what must have been a terrible
> > scare for your friend as well the risk to the dog,
MOST of HOWER DOG LOVERS here abHOWETS
have BEEN THROUGH the SAME SAME SAME SAME
for the SAME SAME SAME SAME REASON.
THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
goes "BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
REMEMBER NHOWE, matty, you lying dog
abusing punk thug coward MENTAL CASE?
BWEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
> > but it's hard not to admire a dog with
> > advanced problem-solving skills.
BULLSHIT.
The dog attacked the bag of treats based on
PREDICTABLE NORMAL NATURAL INNATE
INSTINCTIVE REFLECIVE behavior.
A freakin CHIMPANZEE woulda seen THAT comin.
> It was a scare for me, too.
That so, matty? No "skin off your nose," eh matty?
Hey? That's abHOWET HOWE and where leah got
bit, too.
> How's this for problem-solving:
AllHOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard to
CONsult HIS crystal ball. Ooops! SEZ you're
a lying dog abusing mental case and you
can't post your idiocy here abHOWETS no
doGgamened MOORE.
> The dog went for the hand that was holding the
> bag of treats, not the treat in the proffered hand.
SHAAAZZZAAAMMM?
> In doing so, she scraped up my hand fairly well
The dog BIT you matty. JUST LIKE HOWE
The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ a dog is
SUPPOSED TO DO, matty, on accHOWENT
of THAT is the NATURE of the BEAST.
> (I was attempting the trade
Dogs ain't into TRADING, matty. They
don't CARE abHOWET your "VALUES."
> after my acquaintance stood still after saying
> "drop it drop it drop it" and after her attempted
> wrestling away didn't work).
You went an stuck your hand in the dog's face
to teach IT to RESPECT you for a WEENIE.
> BTW, this was the second time this dog had
> had bowel surgery and the Nth time she wouldn't
> give up a toy to the owner.
Well, perhaps THAT'S on accHOWENT of
all the REINFORCEMENT you've done on
this behavior problem by REWARDING
BAD BEHAVIORS with TREATS, eh matty?
> I told her to get her dog to the vet ASAP,
On accHOWENT of you fed IT a whole bag
of "treats" to wash DHOWEN a squeeky toy
you din't have the INTELLECT to GET THE
DOG TO PLAY WITH?
> but she waited until the next day.
"Birds of a feather," eh matty.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
"We Had "Come" Down Pat In A Few Reps
And You Could Have Knocked Me Down
When I Tried The Exercise With "Drop" And,
After A Few Reps In Different Spots Darwin
Practically *Threw* The Ball At My Feet On
Command," Ben.
Hi, Jerry.
I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).
For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').
Best, ben
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You can't post here abHOWETS nodoGgamenedMOORE
on accHOWENT of you're a liar a dog abuser a coward
and active long term incurable MENTAL CASE
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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