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From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
HOWEDY Tony,
"Tony Dentino" wrote in message
news:%8bxd.8741$UE2.6617@news01.roc.ny...
>
> Why does my dog Ranger always push things
> off counters, end tables ,etc, ???
Probably on accHOWENT of he's lookin for food
but he'll settle for your 100% undivided direct
attention when you go "ARGGGH!" when he does
it and that rewards him. The occasional instance
when he finds sumthin or when you can't prevent
him from doin it VARIABLY REINFORCES it.
> Its funny but over the past few years he has
> destroyed a phone system, fax machine,
> numerous glasses, plates, mugs. LOL .
Yeah. We got dogs here on HOWER forum
who GET DEAD from eatin STUFF they shouldn't
take. That's too bad too, on accHOWENT of
it only takes a couple minutes to train a dog
not to take what he shouldn't have. HOWER
dog lovers don't know HOWE to do that on
accHOWENT of they PREFER to PUNISH
their dogs and lock them in boxes and hide
the garbage and not leave food on their
C-HOWENTERS and tables withHOWET
being guarded.
> Happy Holidays Dog Lovers!!
INDEEDY. We'll be seein some sick and
dead dogs from eatin turkey bones HOWETA
the garbage on accHOWENT of the EXXXPERTS
don't know HOWE to train their dogs not to do that.
YOU KNOW FROM EXXXPERIENCE.
> Ranger and Katie
11 Reasons HOWE COME Your Question
Can't Be Answered Here AbHOWETS
If you didn't get a satisfactory response to your
question, it's probably on accHOWENT of:
1) Your question was not clearly stated. Questions
beginning with "H OWEdoI...willnotbeanswered
for lack of imagination and information unless you
ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.
2) Your question was already answered. Like
when Marty asked about breaking coprophagia,
he didn't get a direct answer because Paul had
just asked that question and was told he'd need
to HURT his dog moore than he'd like to cure
the problem. But that was before he asked The
Amazing Puppy Wizard.
3) Your question was not answered because
there is no answer for your question unless
you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.
4) The question was too difficult, like asking cindy
or amy about force fetching or shock collars and
beating a tied retriever dog with a stick for not
making a retrieve you throw out of his reach...
To get those kinds of questions answered you
need to be SHOWEN HOWE by HOWER "experts"
in person, or you gotta ask The Amazing Puppy
Wizard.
5) The question makes you S-HOWEND like you're
a troll, like intentionally asking a difficult question
HOWER Thugs have no answer for and have already
stated they can't answer your question because
it's too CONfHOWENDING and you didn't give enough
information about your dog eating poo or raiding the
garbage and they're not willing to tell you to ask The
Amazing Puppy Wizard.
6) The answer to the question requires hurting
your dog and everyone's afraid to tell you that
because The Amazing Puppy Wizard or some
of HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students are likely to cause our Thugs
some embarrassment because they don't understand
that sometimes ya just gotta hurt and kill something,
unless you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard HOWE.
7) The question makes you S-HOWEND like your a
troll, asking a difficult question knowing our Thugs are
going to have to tell you to HURT your dog moore than
you'd like and they've already done that before and they
don't want to embarrass themselves AGAIN on accHOWENT
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard is here and HE'LL make
them miserable for a long long time someMOORE.
8) The question is a EZ WON that only The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and
HOWER Thugs would rather tell you to hurt or kill
your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has PRYOR given the advice you need.
9) The question is a difficult WON that only The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and
HOWER Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or kill
your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard
has the advice you need.
10) The question is a normal WON that HOWER Thugs
have been hurting and killing their dogs for years to
solve and HOWER Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or
kill your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard
has the advice you need on accHOWENT of that would
HUMILIATE and EMBARRASS them someMOORE again.
11) All the questions are already answered in
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Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. Just
ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need
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The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
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