XPost: uk.rec.pets.misc, alt.med.veterinary, rec.pets.dogs.behavior
XPost: alt.animals.dog, alt.pets.dogs.pitbull, alt.pets.dogs.labrador
XPost: rec.pets.dogs.rescue, rec.pets.dogs.health, rec.pets
From: av_rio@terra.es
My dog has broken my brother's mobile phone, and almost breaks the mine...
--
Analía Río
2º curso de Traducción e Interpretación
CES Felipe II, Aranjuez
"The Puppy Wizard" escribió en el mensaje
news:hYrxd.4510$yK.2231@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> HOWEDY Tony,
>
> "Tony Dentino" wrote in message
> news:%8bxd.8741$UE2.6617@news01.roc.ny...
> >
> > Why does my dog Ranger always push things
> > off counters, end tables ,etc, ???
>
> Probably on accHOWENT of he's lookin for food
> but he'll settle for your 100% undivided direct
> attention when you go "ARGGGH!" when he does
> it and that rewards him. The occasional instance
> when he finds sumthin or when you can't prevent
> him from doin it VARIABLY REINFORCES it.
>
> > Its funny but over the past few years he has
> > destroyed a phone system, fax machine,
> > numerous glasses, plates, mugs. LOL .
>
> Yeah. We got dogs here on HOWER forum
> who GET DEAD from eatin STUFF they shouldn't
> take. That's too bad too, on accHOWENT of
> it only takes a couple minutes to train a dog
> not to take what he shouldn't have. HOWER
> dog lovers don't know HOWE to do that on
> accHOWENT of they PREFER to PUNISH
> their dogs and lock them in boxes and hide
> the garbage and not leave food on their
> C-HOWENTERS and tables withHOWET
> being guarded.
>
> > Happy Holidays Dog Lovers!!
>
> INDEEDY. We'll be seein some sick and
> dead dogs from eatin turkey bones HOWETA
> the garbage on accHOWENT of the EXXXPERTS
> don't know HOWE to train their dogs not to do that.
>
> YOU KNOW FROM EXXXPERIENCE.
>
> > Ranger and Katie
>
> 11 Reasons HOWE COME Your Question
> Can't Be Answered Here AbHOWETS
>
> If you didn't get a satisfactory response to your
> question, it's probably on accHOWENT of:
>
> 1) Your question was not clearly stated. Questions
> beginning with "H OWEdoI...willnotbeanswered
> for lack of imagination and information unless you
> ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.
>
> 2) Your question was already answered. Like
> when Marty asked about breaking coprophagia,
> he didn't get a direct answer because Paul had
> just asked that question and was told he'd need
> to HURT his dog moore than he'd like to cure
> the problem. But that was before he asked The
> Amazing Puppy Wizard.
>
> 3) Your question was not answered because
> there is no answer for your question unless
> you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.
>
> 4) The question was too difficult, like asking cindy
> or amy about force fetching or shock collars and
> beating a tied retriever dog with a stick for not
> making a retrieve you throw out of his reach...
>
> To get those kinds of questions answered you
> need to be SHOWEN HOWE by HOWER "experts"
> in person, or you gotta ask The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard.
>
> 5) The question makes you S-HOWEND like you're
> a troll, like intentionally asking a difficult question
> HOWER Thugs have no answer for and have already
> stated they can't answer your question because
> it's too CONfHOWENDING and you didn't give enough
> information about your dog eating poo or raiding the
> garbage and they're not willing to tell you to ask The
> Amazing Puppy Wizard.
>
> 6) The answer to the question requires hurting
> your dog and everyone's afraid to tell you that
> because The Amazing Puppy Wizard or some
> of HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
> SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
> Method Manual Students are likely to cause our Thugs
> some embarrassment because they don't understand
> that sometimes ya just gotta hurt and kill something,
> unless you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard HOWE.
>
> 7) The question makes you S-HOWEND like your a
> troll, asking a difficult question knowing our Thugs are
> going to have to tell you to HURT your dog moore than
> you'd like and they've already done that before and they
> don't want to embarrass themselves AGAIN on accHOWENT
> of The Amazing Puppy Wizard is here and HE'LL make
> them miserable for a long long time someMOORE.
>
> 8) The question is a EZ WON that only The
> Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and
> HOWER Thugs would rather tell you to hurt or kill
> your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard has PRYOR given the advice you need.
>
> 9) The question is a difficult WON that only The
> Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and
> HOWER Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or kill
> your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard
> has the advice you need.
>
> 10) The question is a normal WON that HOWER Thugs
> have been hurting and killing their dogs for years to
> solve and HOWER Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or
> kill your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard
> has the advice you need on accHOWENT of that would
> HUMILIATE and EMBARRASS them someMOORE again.
>
> 11) All the questions are already answered in
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
> Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. Just
> ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need
> additional FREE heelp.
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
>
>
>
>
>
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
|
