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From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
HOWEdy dolysods,
wrote in message
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>
> Try feeding him 1-2 fig newtons a day.
BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
> It does something to the smell/taste of the poop.
THAT'S INSANE.
> It will take about 5-7 days to work and if you
> stop they start up again. So any training you
> can do in combination with the figs will help.
RIGHT!
> I have a rescue (filthy puppy mill) that does this.
Well, nuthin like learnin HOWE to CURE a PROBLEM
from someWON who GOT the SAME PROBLEM for
the SAME REASON. You AIN'T gettin away with blamin
your dog's filthy habits on the PUPPY MILL. THEY AIN'T
LOCKING YOUR DOG IN A BOX and MAKIN IT FILTHY.
> Now that winter is here and i'm not outside
> with him (watching from the window)
To scold and threaten him for eatin poo.
> he has started again.
So much for your fig cookies, eh?
> He just gets this look on his face like he
> is in a cookie jar!
Yeah. THAT'S anxiHOWESNESS. Dogs
don't EAT POO for FUN. They do it on
accHOWENT of they've been PUNISHED
for MESSIN in the HOWES.
> so gross!
Yeah. It's CAUSED BY MISHANDLING, not
on accHOWENT of a lack of SHIT in their diet.
> thankfully he isn't a dog that gives kisses.
Yeah. But you don't gotta worry abHOWET
THAT on accHOWENT of them fig cookies
will MAGICKALLY MYSTICALLY CURE
COPROPHAGIA.
> Scooping every day will definitely help
THAT'S INSANE!
You can't pick up ALL the POO in creation.
> but i'm bad at it.
You'll NEVER FIND IT ALL.
> Good luck!
It takes MOMENTS to CURE coprophagia
if you know HOWE. DOG TRAININ AIN'T
LUCK doGgamenedit: "LUCK IS FOR
SUCKERS," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.
> at least you have a younger puppy, kasey is 2 or older.
A dog is a dog. A three week old puppy got
ALL the BRAINS he needs to HOWEtwit
the cunning of a DOG ABUSING MENTAL
CASE who got the same PROBLEM and
CAN'T CURE IT.
> I also have an older allergy dog so i have
> to hide giving the figs to the other dog
THAT'S INSANE!
> tracey
Your dogs are DYIN from STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME:
Death Producing Ulcers: "Emotional Influences
On Health & Behavior" Dr. George Von Hilsheimer
Emotional Influences On Behavior
Illness is directly related to depression and lack of
adjustment, particularly to a new environment (Parens,
McConville & Kaplan, 1966).
A WIDE RANGE of PSYCHOSOMATIC or
CORTICOVISCERAL DIS-EASES was surveyed
by Wittkower (1965) to demonstrate the enormous
importance of emotional factors in general health.
Interview findings of emotional material (recently
experienced hopelessness) pryor to biological
examinations correctly identified 11 out of 19 with
cervical cancer, and 25 of 32 who were cancer free
even though psychological tests failed to discriminate
these groups (Schmale & Iker, 1966)
150 lung cancer patients showed significantly
constricted expression of emotions. The had fewer
childhood behavior problems, and lower neuroticism
score than their cancer free controls. Heavy cigarette
smokers who DO NOT INHALE are more apt to have LUNG
CANCER. They, too, show LOWER neuroticism scores.
Among heavy cigarette smokers poor emotional
expression is as highly related to cancer as urban
residence and is more important than a chronic cough
or an air polluted environment (Kissen, 1966).
A ten year observation of all the women who developed
cancer in an isolated pupulation of 2,550 showed that
they tended to be unstable or sub stable personalities
characterized by melancholy and extraversion,
especially marked with those of an undecided body
build (Hagll, 1966). Personality dynamics effect both
the development of cancer and it's SITE. Cancer
may result from what appears to be a failure to grow--
somatically, behaviorally and psychologically
(Grinker, 1966).
In 109 cases leukemia and lymphoma were associated
with a number of losses or separations and with
feelings of sadness, anxiety, anger or hopelessness.
The PRIMARY FACTOR seems to be the shame and
hopelessness of running out of psychological resources
(Green, 1966). Cervical cancer patients are less
emotionally responsive, more isolative, and less
frequently diagnosed as having clinical neuroses than
cancer free patients. There is NO CLEAR DIFFERENCE in
their FEELINGS and ATTITUDES toward coitus (Rotkin,
Qunk, & Couchman, 1965).
Schmidt (1966) surveyed nearly 100 studies of
behaviorally induced DIS-EASE in animals CONFIRMING
and EXTENDING the DATA on PEOPLE. Behaviorally
induced DIS-EASES tend to fall into two groups;
(1) Hysteriform problems, which INCLUDE HYSTERICAL
SEIZURES and FORMS of AGGRESSION as well as
collective panic and epilepsies;
(2) organic modifications, including functional
difficulties
and lesions affecting gastro intestinal, cardio vascular,
respiratory, sexual, endocrine, skin, urinary, and neuro
muscular systems.
It is INTERESTING, and SLIGHTLY HORRIFYING,
to note that the ONLY SCIENTIFIC RELEVANCE of
the standard six hour school day that I have been able
to detect in research is that Sawrey and Weisz quite
by accident found that six hours on and six hour off of
"EXECUTIVE BEHAVIOR" in monkeys was the ONLY
TIME STRUCTURE that INDUCED DEATH PRODUCING
ULCERS.
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