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   The Puppy Wizard to PattyC   
   Re: Newbie questions   
   24 Dec 04 05:00:44   
   
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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   HOWEDY PattyC,   
      
   "PattyC"  wrote in message   
   news:EFHyd.10520$152.6423@trndny01...   
   > Hi All,   
   >   
   > I've been checking your newsgroup for a couple weeks, but don't   
   see much   
   > that relates to my concerns...   
      
             11 Reasons HOWE COME Your Question   
                Can't Be Answered Here AbHOWETS   
      
           If you didn't get a satisfactory response to your   
           question, it's probably on accHOWENT of:   
      
           1) Your question was not clearly stated. Questions   
           beginning with "H       OWEdoI...willnotbeanswered   
           for lack of imagination and information unless you   
           ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.   
      
           2) Your question was already answered. Like   
           when Marty asked about breaking coprophagia,   
           he didn't get a direct answer because Paul had   
           just asked that question and was told he'd need   
           to HURT his dog moore than he'd like to cure   
           the problem. But that was before he asked The   
           Amazing Puppy Wizard.   
      
           3) Your question was not answered because   
           there is no answer for your question unless   
           you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.   
      
           4) The question was too difficult, like asking cindy   
           or amy about force fetching or shock collars and   
           beating a tied retriever dog with a stick for not   
           making a retrieve you throw out of his reach...   
      
          To get those kinds of questions answered you   
          need to be SHOWEN HOWE by HOWER "experts"   
          in person, or you gotta ask The Amazing Puppy   
          Wizard.   
      
          5) The question makes you S-HOWEND like you're   
          a troll, like intentionally asking a difficult question   
          HOWER Thugs have no answer for and have already   
          stated they can't answer your question because   
          it's too CONfHOWENDING and you didn't give enough   
          information about your dog eating poo or raiding the   
          garbage and they're not willing to tell you to ask The   
          Amazing Puppy Wizard.   
      
           6) The answer to the question requires hurting   
           your dog and everyone's afraid to tell you that   
           because The Amazing Puppy Wizard or some   
           of HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY   
           SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training   
           Method Manual Students are likely to cause our Thugs   
           some embarrassment because they don't understand   
           that sometimes ya just gotta hurt and kill something,   
           unless you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard HOWE.   
      
           7) The question makes you S-HOWEND like your a   
           troll, asking a difficult question knowing our Thugs are   
           going to have to tell you to HURT your dog moore than   
           you'd like and they've already done that before and they   
           don't want to embarrass themselves AGAIN on accHOWENT   
           of The Amazing Puppy Wizard is here and HE'LL make   
           them miserable for a long long time someMOORE.   
      
           8) The question is a EZ WON that only The   
           Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and   
           HOWER Thugs would rather tell you to hurt or kill   
           your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy   
           Wizard has PRYOR given the advice you need.   
      
           9) The question is a difficult WON that only The   
           Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and   
           HOWER Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or kill   
           your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard   
           has the advice you need.   
      
           10) The question is a normal WON that HOWER Thugs   
            have been hurting and killing their dogs for years to   
            solve and HOWER Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or   
            kill your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard   
            has the advice you need on accHOWENT of that would   
            HUMILIATE and EMBARRASS them someMOORE again.   
      
           11) All the questions are already answered in   
            The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW   
            Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. Just   
            ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need   
            additional FREE heelp.   
      
                The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  >   
      
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