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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   HOWEDY michael,   
      
   "Michael A. Ball"  wrote in message   
   news:j70vs0lji8hpjhre0tm7bka4g0fptde51r@4ax.com...   
   > On 24 Dec 2004 13:31:08 -0800, nizzlefry@yahoo.com wrote:   
   >   
   > >I know that I am new, but i need some help.   
      
   michael usually MURDERS dogs for the SHELTER.   
      
   > Very much like humans, dogs have a hierarch of needs.   
      
   Like that little DEAD PUPPY Symphony you   
   MURDERED on accHOWENT of IT was DEAF.   
      
   > You can read about Abraham Maslow's   
   > Hierarchy of Needs here:   
      
   You can't post your idiocy here abHOWETS   
   nodoGgamenedMOORE you lying dog abusing   
   punk thug coward mental case.   
      
   > The Malamute is probably intelligent enough   
   > to clicker train you, but he has had a very   
   > unstable history, to say the least.   
      
   That so? You're full of shit.   
      
   > That noise you make with that thing in   
   > your hand and even the food won't matter   
   > much to him until he learns he can trust you.   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!   
      
   Clicker trainin got NUTHIN to do with TRUST   
   you freakin mental case. Clicker trainin is a   
   SCIENTIFIC METHOD that works on ALL   
   critters IF you know HOWE.   
      
   HOWEver, it LIKWISE SCIENTIFCALLY FAILS   
   10% of the time on accHOWENT of it relies on   
   BRIBERY GREED and WITHHOLDING food and   
   affection.   
      
   But that's O.K., you could just do it DIFFERENTLY   
   and you'd have a PERFECT method but you'll NEVER   
   figger it HOWET on accHOWENT of you PREFER to   
   HURT INTIMDIATE and MURDER dogs you lying sack   
   of crap, you.   
      
   > I don't know what specific problem   
   > "Malamute situation is getting out of control",   
      
   The dog is HOWETA CON-TROLL.   
      
   > but there might be a quick fix-   
      
   INDEED?   
      
   > -only a way to manage the problem until it is resolved.   
      
   That so? Perhaps Maslow got a IDEA?   
      
   > As JAG795 stated, we could really use more information.   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!   
      
   > Michael   
   > Zildjian: world class cymbal of excellence.   
      
   You want EXXXCELLENCE you dog murderin mental case?:   
      
   Saturday, December 25, 2004 11:35 AM   
      
           "P-Funk"  wrote in message   
           news:1103992516.799811.123560@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.   
           com...   
           > I have been using the non-physical praise and sound   
           > distraction method with my Malamaute (wandering   
           > breed and exstray) Rocko.  He actually got the   
           > picture, and came running back to me.  This is a dog   
           > who has not returned when anyone has called him.   
           > Thanks for all the help. P.S. If there are any   
           > techniques on helping dogs with space issues,   
           > let me know.   
           >   
           > Pfunk   
           >   
      
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