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   The Puppy Wizard to jag795@aol.com   
   Re: A Useful Dog [ninnyboy] [jerry] [egg   
   27 Dec 04 11:19:48   
   
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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
    wrote in message   
   news:1104129394.406020.238250@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   > The Puppy Wizard wrote:   
   > > HOWEDY E.,   
   > >   
   > > "E. Carl Speros"  wrote in message   
   > > news:21569-41CC10A9-812@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net...   
   > > >   
   > > > Bravo Solo!!!   
   > >   
   > > Ooops! That WON instance of Solo chasin   
   > > off a INNOCENT passerbye has been Solo's   
   > > HABIT for three years while IN TREATMENT   
   > > at the UofPA Small Animal Behavior Clinic   
   > > as a patient of dra. karen overall and has been   
   > > on ANTI PSYCHOTIC MEDICATION and an   
   > > obedience / alpha dominance / NILIF program   
   > > and locked in a box due to his FEAR AGGRESSION   
   > > and HYPERACTIVE BEHAVIOR DIS-ORDER.   
   > >   
   > > >  Hello. I'm a neighbor from the Pa. Dutch Country near   
   > > > Lancaster. I am proud to be the willing slave of one Katie   
   > > > O' Rourke from County Cork.   
   > >   
   > > We're ALL pleased to meet you. The LAST COUPLE   
   > > OF POSTERS we've had from County Cork was   
   > > RIDICULED and CALLED LIARS by HOWER dog   
   > > lovers for their appreciation of The Amazing Puppy   
   > > Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training   
   > > Method Manual and HOWE it COINcided with their   
   > > inherent beliefs abHOWET NOT HURTING dogs to   
   > > train them.   
   >   
   > Oh, please.  You are living in a fantasy world.  Your manual is   
   a pile   
   > of dog shit.  You really don't see that it's terribly written?   
   Really?   
   > Are you THAT dumb?   
   >   
   > Apparently so.   
   >   
   > You are, simply, a fucking moron.   
   >   
   > How does that strike ya, Chief?   
      
   Saturday, December 25, 2004 11:35 AM   
      
           "P-Funk"  wrote in message   
           news:1103992516.799811.123560@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.   
           com...   
           > I have been using the non-physical praise and sound   
           > distraction method with my Malamaute (wandering   
           > breed and exstray) Rocko.  He actually got the   
           > picture, and came running back to me.  This is a dog   
           > who has not returned when anyone has called him.   
           > Thanks for all the help. P.S. If there are any   
           > techniques on helping dogs with space issues,   
           > let me know.   
           >   
           > Pfunk   
      
   >    
      
   Yeah. Wouldn't wanna EMBARRASS yourself too much.   
      
   Again.   
      
   LIKE THIS:   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!   
      
   "Jag795"  wrote in message   
   news:20041226220104.10314.00001659@mb-m25.aol.com...   
   >   
   > >Hey guys,   
      
   > >I know that I am new, but i need some help.   
      
   Seems Peden posted pryor to readin his FREE   
   copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW   
   Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.   
      
   >   I have aquired an almost year old ex-stray/ex-   
   > neglected Malamute with some behavioral problems.   
      
   Not noMOORE.   
      
   > We are planning on some professional training help,   
      
   DONE.   
      
   > > but that will not happen until mid-January.   
      
   Peden will NEVER need to pay a dog trainer   
   or hurt or bribe or lock his dog in a box or shock   
   or spray aversives in ITS face, jag795.   
      
   > > In the meantime, I need some tips   
   > > on basic obediance training   
      
   The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't GIVE TIPS.   
      
   > >  for dogs who do not learn with food   
   > > or clicker training methods.   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!   
      
   You cannot bribe a dog to want to do anything.   
      
   > >  I have tried these unsuccesfully.   
      
   C/T FAILS 10% of the US Military Marine Mammals.   
      
   > > I have two Husky mixes that I have training   
   > > to be as perfect as dogs can be,   
      
   DONE.   
      
   > >  but this Malamute situation is getting out of control.   
      
   Not noMOORE.   
      
   > > Please help me.   
      
   DONE.   
      
   > >Thanks,   
      
   You're welcome.   
      
   > >Peden   
      
   > Hi Peden,   
      
   > I think you have to be a little more specific   
   > in what problems you are encountering in   
   > order to get some suggestions.   
      
   That's SHEER IDIOCY jan.   
      
   ALL temperament and behavior problems   
   are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.   
      
   Your own dogs are DYING from STRESS INDUCED   
   AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's   
   SYNDROME.   
      
   > Jan   
      
   Took Peden WON DAY to get his dogs in CON-TROLL:   
      
   Saturday, December 25, 2004 11:35 AM   
      
           "P-Funk"  wrote in message   
           news:1103992516.799811.123560@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.   
           com...   
           > I have been using the non-physical praise and sound   
           > distraction method with my Malamaute (wandering   
           > breed and exstray) Rocko.  He actually got the   
           > picture, and came running back to me.  This is a dog   
           > who has not returned when anyone has called him.   
           > Thanks for all the help. P.S. If there are any   
           > techniques on helping dogs with space issues,   
           > let me know.   
           >   
           > Pfunk   
           >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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