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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
   HOWEDY leah,   
      
   "Leah"  wrote in message   
   news:20041231013856.06450.00002045@mb-m22.aol.com...   
   >   
   > >mlchang@mail2.sas.upenn.edu  (Melanie L Chang) wrote:   
   >   
   > > Is there anything else I can try,   
   > > other than treating Skeeter like he   
   > > isn't housebroken, forever?   
      
   What do you suppose melanie's VETERINARY   
   BEHAVIORIST at UofPA sez to do abHOWET   
   DOMINANCE PISSIN?   
      
   > Melanie has me killfiled,   
      
   Naaah. That's just an EXXXCUSE so if in case   
   melanie gets some AMAZING MIRACLEHOWES   
   success using leah's methods she won't have to   
   say 'THANK YOU leah, your METHODS saved my   
   dog's life. G-D BLESS YOU' like HOWE The   
   Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY   
   NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW   
   Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students   
   REPORT RIGHT HERE.   
      
   You REMEMBER leah, you call them LIARS   
   on accHOWENT of their CASE HISTORY   
   REPORTS all S-HOWEND like The Amazing   
   Puppy Wizard WROTE THEM HISSELF.   
      
   REMEMBER?   
      
   > so she won't see this.   
      
   That'll save you a LOTTA EMBARRASSMENT.   
      
   > But I have had some success   
   > with stopping marking behavior.   
      
      BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!   
      
   MURDERIN THE DOG DOESN'T C-HOWENT, leah.   
      
   > I had a dog in class who would mark a certain corner,   
      
   You mean the dog was pissin ON LEASH   
   in your dog trainin class.   
      
   > and his owner complained that he marked at home.   
      
   Yeah. But the dog was pissin in your dog   
   trainin class on leash on accHOWENT of   
   the dog was UNHAPPY, leah.   
      
   >  So we embarked on a course of watching   
   > him every second and learning the signals   
   > he gave *before* he started to mark.   
      
   You mean the LIFTING HIS LEG signal, leah?   
      
   >  At that point, we'd distract and reward him.   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!   
      
   >  She did the same thing at home.   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!   
      
   > The trick was in catching him *every* time   
   > and reprogramming him.  Instead of "wanna   
   > mark, gonna mark," it became "wanna mark,   
   > go get a cookie."   
      
   Yeah. Lucky thing they lock the dog in   
   a box when they ain't standin there with   
   a cookie for IT not to PISS in her HOWES.   
      
   >  Pure classical conditioning.   
      
   THAT'S INSANE.   
      
   > She's the only student with marking complaints   
   > who I know was diligent working on this at home,   
      
   BWWEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!   
      
   THE DOG GETS A COOKIE EVERY TIME IT GETS   
   SCARED OR HE'LL PISS IN THE HOWES SOMEMOORE.   
      
   > so it's the only success story I have to report.   
      
   BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!   
      
   Leah        Effexor for chronic depression, in denial   
                   about being mentally ill. Has taken   
                   several other mentally ill medications   
                   before settling on effexor for her chronic   
                   mental problems. Recenly changed to   
                   another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.   
      
   "I don't think Jerry intentionally lies.  I think he twists   
   things around in his own mind until he actually believes   
   what he's saying."   
      
           Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous   
           advice. Google for spike and squirt.  And let's not   
           forget the times he's told posters whose dogs have   
           medical problems that his halfwits-end program could   
           cure them.   
      
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