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   From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net   
      
                       Breakfast At The Puppy Wizard's -   
                       Chez du Chien - Gourmet Recipies   
      
   Here's HOWE The Puppy Wizard feeds his dogs:   
      
   HOWEDY People,   
      
   Unbeknownst to yourselves, this has been a difficult   
   couple weeks for Your Puppy Wizard. Not to complain,   
   but he's been necessarily temporarily abandoned by   
   his Mrs.Puppy Wizard who had to attend to affairs out   
   of town for nine days.   
      
   Left alone, helpless and hapless to cope with domestic   
   and personal needs, to fend for HISSELF and his pups by   
   his own devices, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard HOWEver, is   
   considerate and foresighted enough to prepare His table   
   before him, in advance, and even calls to remind him to   
   breath, when necessary.   
      
   Your Puppy Wizard requires little from the physical realm,   
   existing primarily on prahana and nirvana as his staple diet.   
   HOWEver, his puppies unfortunately cannot thrive in the   
   physical world without the grounding effects of the evils   
   of wholesome food.   
      
   Mrs. Puppy Wizard prepares daily, fresh, well balanced   
   HOWES cooked meals. When Mrs. Puppy Wizard travels   
   occasionally, she prepares for the days of lean in advance,   
   by freezing two weeks worth of puppy CHOWE and posting   
   the culinary instructions on the Puppy Wizard's coffee can, the   
   only physical need The Puppy Wizard requires, beyond his   
   internet connection and of course, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard   
   and puppies. But those are givens, naturally.   
      
   Mrs. Puppy Wizard prepares 2 meals a day. The following   
   recipe is for about a 100 pound dog:   
      
   Breakfast is half pound raw ground turkey, green   
   Source, and 1gram vitamin C, and a *Iams cookie   
   *(cause she LIKES to).   
      
   Dinner is 2 cups cooked rice, a tablespoon of rolled   
   oats and an ounce of hamburg. When the rice and oats   
   cool, add half cup pinto or similar beans, ground fine in   
   the food processor with equal amounts raw collard or   
   similar greens or your dog's favorite vegetable or   
   cabbage, a tablespoon or two Olive or Cannola oil,   
   half clove garlic, mixed with 1/2 pound raw ground   
   turkey, a good vitamin / mineral supplement (Green   
   Source for People), calcium and magnesium, 1 gram   
   vitamin C.   
      
   Addition of table scraps is encouraged, bear in mind   
   salt can be dangerous. The Puppy Wizard's diet is   
   environmentally friendly and will not produce noxious   
   gasses provided the vegetable and beans are ground   
   finely and because the Green Source contains digestive   
   enzmyes.   
      
   BONE APETITE!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)