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   Poor little puppsy Wiz been left all alone, still your big enuff and ugly   
   enuff to look after yourself.   
      
   Speaking of been left alone my wife and I went on holiday for nearly 4 days   
   over the new year and had to leave the poor liddle doggies and puss cats   
   behind. Of curse we weren't neglectful in our resposibalities and arranged   
   some friends to come over twice a day to feed and water the poor little   
   deserted darlings. They even walked them once (well both dogs and one of the   
   cats, the other cat was apparently content to stay at home where it was   
   dry).   
      
   Now some folk would think we was mighty cruel leaving the poor doggies ( not   
   to mention puss cats) alone from Wed morn to Sat evening but the dogs & cats   
   had full run of the back yard and all of the house via the doggie and puss   
   cat door and I think they missed us but were able to cope without gettin   
   stressed out or damaging anything or leaving any excrement or wees anywhere   
   and when we came home and said our hello's 2 mins later it was like we had   
   never been gone.   
      
   The outlaws are over too all the way from Scootland and they are mightily   
   impressed with the doggies, hell the MIL was all wound up when she arrived   
   coz she didn't know if she'd like the doggies or nay but now she plays tug   
   with Roz (who doesn't really play very hard as the poor old fragile old lady   
   would have her arm torn off but Roz makes out shes giving it her best) and   
   thinks the doggies are the bees knees.   
      
   She asked (in a creaky old lady's voice) "how are those dogs so well   
   behaved?", I said (in my typical Kiwi accent) "You just gotta know Howe".   
      
   Later,   
      
   Paul.   
      
      
   PS, hope you appreciate the TOP postin and non correct grammer!!!   
      
      
   "The Puppy Wizard"  wrote in message   
   news:vtRDd.1019$KJ2.721@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...   
   >   
   >                    Breakfast At The Puppy Wizard's -   
   >                    Chez du Chien - Gourmet Recipies   
   >   
   > Here's HOWE The Puppy Wizard feeds his dogs:   
   >   
   > HOWEDY People,   
   >   
   > Unbeknownst to yourselves, this has been a difficult   
   > couple weeks for Your Puppy Wizard. Not to complain,   
   > but he's been necessarily temporarily abandoned by   
   > his Mrs.Puppy Wizard who had to attend to affairs out   
   > of town for nine days.   
   >   
   > Left alone, helpless and hapless to cope with domestic   
   > and personal needs, to fend for HISSELF and his pups by   
   > his own devices, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard HOWEver, is   
   > considerate and foresighted enough to prepare His table   
   > before him, in advance, and even calls to remind him to   
   > breath, when necessary.   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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